Kelvin Benjamin is available [and has signed with the Chiefs, but not really, just a dumbass bump]

[BandwagonChiefsFan]

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/sta...36043328028672

[BigRedChief]

Originally Posted by Superturtle

Thanks. My life super duper sucks right now, but I'll go to bed tonight thinking about Sofa King and his hopes and prayers for me. It'll make it all better.

wanted to post hopes and prayers soooo bad......

I have no idea how many times my life has super duper sucked but it’s been quite a few. No idea how I’m going to be happy again ever. So I can tell you from many punch in the gut experiences, you’ll find a way out.

[FloridaMan88]

Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath15

For all the virtual handjobs the media seems to give Cam Newton, catching a ball from him has to be like trying to catch a shotgun blast from distance.

Dude sucks.

Cam Newton did win an MVP and lead his team to a Super Bowl during a season when Fat Kelvin (a.k.a. his supposed #1 WR) was injured for the entire season.

Speaking of “virtual handjobs” it is hilarious watching the True Fans crowd trying to convince themselves that Fat Kelvin would be a good signing/addition for the Chiefs.

The only positive that can be said about Fat Kelvin at this point is the fact he would be a low risk acquisition... otherwise he is trash.

[Reerun_KC]

Originally Posted by KCChiefsFan88

Speaking of “virtual handjobs” it is hilarious watching the True Fans crowd trying to convince themselves that Fat Kelvin would be a good signing/addition for the Chiefs.

The only positive that can be said about Fat Kelvin at this point is the fact he would be a low risk acquisition... otherwise he is trash.

True fans be ****ing crazy.

[BWillie]

Originally Posted by Red Dawg

Cam stinks. He's inconsistent as hell. They need to move on.

Yeah right. Cam is a Top 10 QB. He had to throw to Benjamin last year when people thought Benjamin was still good. His leading WR this year is a running back.

[Naptown Chief]

Originally Posted by BigRedChief

wanted to post hopes and prayers soooo bad......

I have no idea how many times my life has super duper sucked but it’s been quite a few. No idea how I’m going to be happy again ever. So I can tell you from many punch in the gut experiences, you’ll find a way out.

Can I tell you about a friend of a friend named Jesus? I don't know him personally but I hear he's swell.

[Easy 6]

Originally Posted by ThaVirus

He has the worst catch rate of any WR in the league.

Cam Erving was a dried up piece of dogshit, now he is a starter with some upside

1st rounder grade on the cheap, then put him on a real team and who knows?... its a no risk, no brainer

[Cow Pollinator]

Schefter just said he’s signing here. I can’t figure out how to link though.

[Naptown Chief]

IN YO FACE NAYSAYERS

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

One-year deal, taking Benjamin through the end of this season. He will be a free agent again this winter. https://t.co/mNnsjPRYqV

— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) December 7, 2018

[Sassy Squatch]

@AdamSchefter
Former Bills’ WR Kelvin Benjamin is signing with the Kansas City Chiefs, per source. Another weapon for stretch run.

@AdamSchefter
One-year deal, taking Benjamin through the end of this season. He will be a free agent again this winter.

[Naptown Chief]

Originally Posted by dwwataz

IN YO FACE NAYSAYERS

OH, AND **** YOU NEW ENGLAND!

[Cow Pollinator]

Thank you guys, I’ll try to figure out how to do this.

[DaKCMan AP]

Hope he doesn't **** with team chemistry.

[George Liquor]

I mean, he should be a good WR?

[DaKCMan AP]

Originally Posted by BDj23

I mean, he should be a good WR?

He's growing into a TE.