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10-29-2012, 03:04 PM | #16 |
Mahomes or GTFO
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I literally said those exact words to my girlfriend yesterday. I have no idea what CP Lexicon is.
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10-29-2012, 03:05 PM | #17 |
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Dude, NEVER "pretend fight" with your lady. Stuff happens and all you get is "pretend makeup sex" with your hand.
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10-29-2012, 03:05 PM | #18 |
stax of wax
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I've reffered to burning AIDS trees and the act of crashing into them a few times. People just think I have colorful language.
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10-29-2012, 03:06 PM | #19 |
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Good advice... too late now lol.
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10-29-2012, 03:07 PM | #20 |
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Just because Will Ferrell says something doesn't make it OK to repeat.
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10-29-2012, 03:11 PM | #22 |
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In other words, you take all the credit for "colorful language" when things go well, but when you step in it you want us to take the blame?
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10-29-2012, 03:12 PM | #23 |
Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
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Heh, that's not so bad. I thought you told her to hang herself from a flaming aids tree or to go drink a glass of anti freeze or something.
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10-29-2012, 03:13 PM | #24 |
He's Mahomie!
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Did u ask her if u could PIIHB?
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10-29-2012, 03:14 PM | #25 |
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No idea what you're talking about man.
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10-29-2012, 03:14 PM | #26 |
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Basically. I've attempted to explain a time or two but I get deer in the headlights when I do so I just stopped.
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10-29-2012, 03:14 PM | #27 |
Quit your bullshit
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Just hold up a camera and tell her to show her whore tits.
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10-29-2012, 03:16 PM | #28 |
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She was starting to smile about it a while ago. I'm pretty sure I'm going to be ok... but a little evidence from here wouldn't hurt heh. I saw someone post it this morning and I'm looking for that post lol.
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10-29-2012, 03:17 PM | #29 |
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I say that to Lump every day.
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10-29-2012, 03:18 PM | #30 |
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You've always been a friend Gonzo.
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