If Ronald McDonald and Jarod from Subway got into a fight, who would win? - Page 2

Chiefs Pantalones · 01-19-2005, 10:21 PM

Ronald has magical powers in shit, so he'd be tricky. Jarod would beat the shit out of him with foot long toasted italian bread. Hmmm...who would prevail, though? Very interesting.

**KcMizzou** · 01-19-2005, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Special Ed

I bet the dude has knives in those shoes. Deadly clown shoes are horrifying.

An "American History X" style stomp from a clown shoe is even more brutal.

Chiefs Pantalones · 01-19-2005, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou

We should offer Grimace a contract to play D-tackle.

For real. I agree.

He may be kinda out of shape, and we know how DV doesn't like "fat guys", but Grimace would take DV's old ass to school with those laser ray eyes. Then chew the meat off his bones.

Chiefs Pantalones · 01-19-2005, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

You know......based on what "they" say about the size of your feet being the size of your meat(I'd digress to Gochiefs for that fact/fiction).

Jarrod......hell....anyone should Fear the Angry Clown sex

That's why Ronald is a warrior amongst warriors.

Chiefs Pantalones · 01-19-2005, 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou

An "American History X" style stomp from a clown shoe is even more brutal.

Definately. Jarod's family would hear the stomps from a far and tremble at the sounds of them. Then the angry clown sex would take to them like the plague.

Ronald just doesn't go after you...he goes after your family.

**KcMizzou** · 01-19-2005, 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Special Ed

Definately. Jarod's family would hear the stomps from a far and tremble at the sounds of them. Then the angry clown sex would take to them like the plague.

Ronald just doesn't go after you...he goes after your family.

Hell.. he'd make tk13 his Burger Queen.

Chiefs Pantalones · 01-19-2005, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou

Hell.. he'd make tk13 his Burger Queen.

Yep.

You think Ronald doesn't know tk13 once had the Burger King as his avatar? Hell yeah he does. Ronald watches all. Ronald knows all. This is his mess, and he's making it messier.

tk13 · 01-19-2005, 10:48 PM

I'd tell you who would lay the beat down on all these fast food wannabes...

**KcMizzou** · 01-19-2005, 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by tk13

I'd tell you who would lay the beat down on all these fast food wannabes...

Ron's gonna show you the meaning of "Wake up with the King."

**Skip Towne** · 01-19-2005, 10:51 PM

All of you guys are clown shoes.

Chiefs Pantalones · 01-19-2005, 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by tk13

I'd tell you who would lay the beat down on all these fast food wannabes...

Hmmm...that'd be a good fight. That crown is probably razor sharp, it remotely flies off his head decapitating his enemies, but Ronald is no chump, mind you. He's been around. Evil never dies. He'd 2 step on Burger Kings face while having angry clown sex with an already-dead-for-hours Jarod from Subway. Clowns are f%cked up man.

**KcMizzou** · 01-19-2005, 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne

All of you guys are clown shoes.

Heh... hey Skip... have you ever seen Jay and Silent Bob? I bet you'd get a kick out of it.

Chiefs Pantalones · 01-19-2005, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou

Ron's gonna show you the meaning of "Wake up with the King."

"He's lovin' it."

**KcMizzou** · 01-19-2005, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Special Ed

"He's lovin' it."

Ok... that calls for rep.

**RealSNR** · 01-19-2005, 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by tk13

I'd tell you who would lay the beat down on all these fast food wannabes...

You know what? I have never seen that commercial.

**RealSNR** · 01-19-2005, 10:57 PM

Ronald: Eat fresh, bitch

EDIT: Damn, Special Ed already stole my idea

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