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Old 11-23-2010, 12:45 PM  
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So, one of 'our' cats has developed a serious food obsession. She sneaks into the kitchen after we eat and gets up on the counters to look for food. This is not acceptable. I've tried the squirt bottle with water, but the little b*tch hears us coming and runs away. For fun, I've plastered the counters with packing tape (sticky side up) about a half dozen times, so when kitty jumps up their, she gets a surprise. I thought that after a few times, she'd get the picture and stop, but she keeps at it.

So, any other suggestions?
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Old 11-23-2010, 01:36 PM   #16
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Old 11-23-2010, 01:36 PM   #17
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Old 11-23-2010, 01:39 PM   #18
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no one has metioned Go Chiefs yet?

i figured that would rank right up there with 'antifreeze' as a standard reply.
That took long enough.
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Old 11-23-2010, 02:39 PM   #19
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Get some capsaicin powder.
Sprinkle on some tuna. Wrap tuna around capsaicin as much as possible.
Leave out for ****head cat.
Listen for shrieks of kitty pain.
Laugh as kitty learns her lesson.
Would there be any permanent damage?
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Old 11-23-2010, 02:43 PM   #20
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Would there be any permanent damage?
Do you care? Just go drown the damn cat and tell your girls it ran away.
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Old 11-23-2010, 02:43 PM   #21
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Old 11-23-2010, 02:44 PM   #22
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Old 11-23-2010, 02:44 PM   #23
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Do you care? Just go drown the damn cat and tell your girls it ran away.
Yes, I don't want to do any permanent damage.
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Old 11-23-2010, 02:49 PM   #24
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I have two videos capturing the packing tape incidents.
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Would there be any permanent damage?
Best to try some on yourself first to see....

No, there is no permanent damage. It's perfectly safe, and as you can see in the link in my post, it's been sold as a pest deterrent for some time. That pussy will be seriously pissed off, but she won't be permanently harmed at all...
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Old 11-23-2010, 03:48 PM   #29
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The simple answer is to simply give your cat what she wants. Everyone wins.
They don't get human food, period. I allow it to exist. But getting up on the counters is not acceptable.
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