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the B-87 Bomber | 0 | 0% | |
Man bearcat | 3 | 2.86% | |
Tatonka | 4 | 3.81% | |
White Chocolate | 2 | 1.90% | |
Kel-Shot | 2 | 1.90% | |
T-Kettle | 6 | 5.71% | |
Apollo | 4 | 3.81% | |
Kelce Stormborn , movers of chains | 2 | 1.90% | |
Kelce You In the Endzone | 2 | 1.90% | |
Kelsonator | 2 | 1.90% | |
Long bow | 1 | 0.95% | |
Marksman | 0 | 0% | |
The Caucasian Persuasion | 8 | 7.62% | |
The Fergeson Police department | 4 | 3.81% | |
The Human Rapestick | 9 | 8.57% | |
YAK with a K | 4 | 3.81% | |
Yards After Kelce | 0 | 0% | |
The Magical Backhoe | 4 | 3.81% | |
One87 | 4 | 3.81% | |
Robin hood | 0 | 0% | |
White Lightning | 2 | 1.90% | |
Kelce Grammar | 3 | 2.86% | |
Run KLC | 2 | 1.90% | |
The HAMMER | 4 | 3.81% | |
Kelce Hammer | 5 | 4.76% | |
Kelcinator | 4 | 3.81% | |
TKO | 24 | 22.86% | |
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10-02-2014, 02:57 PM | #16 |
Needs more middle fingers
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Sorry, but im not calling him The Ferguson Polic Department.
Completely defeats the purpose of a nickname. Nicknames are generally abreviations. DBowe Dat DMC DJ JC etc. The Human Joystick was stupid. Who actually ever used that shit. Do you remember ever screaming TOUCHDOWN THE HUMAN JOYSTICK! **** no. Because it's stupid.
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10-02-2014, 03:01 PM | #17 | |
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10-02-2014, 03:02 PM | #18 |
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10-02-2014, 03:03 PM | #19 |
FINALLY! The wait is over.
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OUT OF THIS ****ING WORLD, BABY!!!
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10-02-2014, 03:03 PM | #20 |
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He doesn't need a nickname...
He's Travis ****ing Kelce |
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10-02-2014, 03:04 PM | #21 |
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I'm gonna start calling him Auschwitz.
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10-02-2014, 03:07 PM | #22 |
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YAK is a great nickname and clever.
And he is kind of big like a Yak. And when he score you can say "They just got YAK ****ed!". |
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10-02-2014, 03:10 PM | #23 |
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He's Mr firstdown. Thats what he does. If you want an Mitch name its Tatonka.
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10-02-2014, 03:11 PM | #24 |
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10-02-2014, 03:13 PM | #25 |
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10-02-2014, 03:13 PM | #26 | |
Needs more middle fingers
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General rule for nicknames though: If i have to make a conscious effort to remember and say your nickname, then it's a shitty, shitty nickname because: A. I'm never going to ****ing remember it B. Saying your name shouldn't require effort at all C. It probably sounds really, really ****ing stupid when used in a normal conversation.
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10-02-2014, 03:16 PM | #27 | |
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You're left out in the cold of some of the wonderful sports nicknames out there. Steve Smith isn't He Hate Me Doug Martin isn't Muscle Hamster Ryan Fitzpatrick isn't The Amish Rifle Damon Huard isn't Ol' Duck Launcher. No, all you've got is SS, DG, RF, and DH! |
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10-02-2014, 03:21 PM | #28 |
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Dexter McCluster is forever McMidget. Sorry, folks, but initials suck, even when they correspond with something cool like DMC.
And some players have cumbersome names. Not everything can be shortened to a player's initials or an abbreviated combination that rolls off the tongue. Jamaal Charles isn't JChar. That ****ing sucks. Sean Smith isn't SS, although you could get creative and play off of that, turning him into Schutzstaffel. Isn't that much better now? We're not relegated to calling him Smith, which gets confused with Alex Smith. We don't have to say Sean Smith. And we don't have to creep around SS... we're coming right out and saying, "Yes, his nickname is Schutzstaffel. What are you going to do about it?" |
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10-02-2014, 03:23 PM | #29 |
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Kel C-Ya.
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