Watch out for unicycles on the road please

[loochy]

Twice within a 3 mile stretch on my way home from the circus I had some blue hair pull out in front of me. Apparently a honking my big red clown nose horn does me no good either... need to stop by the clownware store and pick up a water squirting flower to wear on my lapel for when the red clown nose horn isn't enough.


"Doop dee doop...what a hard day at the circus."


"Oh no!! Watch out lady!"


"Honk honk"



"I'll squirt her next time. That'll teach her to mess with a CLOWN!"

[pr_capone]

Originally Posted by chiefsnorth

I didn't say you shouldn't be "upset". I said you were being a douchebag. You can boo-hoo about it all day for all I care. Hope the ball bearings are on sale.

why is that being a douchebag? how would you suggest I garner someones attention if my horn does not do the job.

let them run over me and hope that the car lurching from side to side makes them think that they might have hit something?

honestly, I'm all ears here.

[tooge]

you still gonna ride that thing when you are a blue hair?

[pr_capone]

Originally Posted by tooge

you still gonna ride that thing when you are a blue hair?

I'll ride it as long as I can do so safely. I know there will be a day when I won't be able to... t'will be a sad day indeed.

[loochy]

Originally Posted by tooge

you still gonna ride that thing when you are a blue hair?

I already do...



Edit: Oh, wait. You meant pr_capone? My bad.

[chiefsnorth]

Originally Posted by pr_capone

why is that being a douchebag? how would you suggest I garner someones attention if my horn does not do the job.

let them run over me and hope that the car lurching from side to side makes them think that they might have hit something?

honestly, I'm all ears here.

If you lack the riding ability to avoid regular near-death experiences, perhaps you should consider another hobby.

[pr_capone]

Originally Posted by chiefsnorth

If you lack the riding ability to avoid regular near-death experiences, perhaps you should consider another hobby.

Ah!

You are right. I should work on my psychic powers so I can control other peoples actions while they are driving. That way next time I am in my own lane and someone decides they can occupy the same space I am in, I can jedi mind trick them into not making the turn.

I have over 200k miles of riding time after 14 years on two wheels. It is that time spent on a bike that allowed me to get out of the situation. Perhaps you should arm yourself with more information prior to making posts out of your ass.

[tooge]

I know this is gonna sound bad, and I know there are alot of you on here that ride. I personally think of riders as I would any other vehicle, but that is me. There are plenty of car and truck drivers that think motorcycles have to cede the right of way to 4 wheeled vehicles. Although that is not the case, it doesn't change the fact that many people feel this way. Throw in the fact that motorcycles are more difficult to see, and my thought is that you know you are harder to see, you know many motorists think you have to watch out for them, not vice versa, so you shouldn't be surprised when crap like this happens. I have ridden in the past, and it is a blast. I don't anymore cuz it is very dangerous due to the prevailing thoughts and tendancies of the majority of drivers.

[Pablo]

Oddly, Snaps only squirted black motorists with the lapel flower.

[GoHuge]

I didn't think Trey Hillman still lived in town. Thought he went back to Texas or whatever. Who knew ?

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Originally Posted by PostRockPablo

Oddly, Snaps only squirted black motorists with the lapel flower.