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Old 07-18-2008, 02:31 AM  
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Tonight I witnessed an unparalleled example of American arrogance
I got to the theater over two hours in advance to sit in line for The Dark Knight. Now, I was expecting a crowd, but I did not expect a ****ing ARMY of people to descend upon the theater a full TWO AND A HALF HOURS before the movie.

I am ecstatic I did not get a ticket to the 12:01 AM showing, because that line was FULL when I got there, wrapping around the outside of the building. The line for 12:05 extended out into the front of the theater, so I had better luck there.

Standing in line for an hour and a half in the muggy heat wasn't great. But what was worse was what I saw when I entered the theater.

Now, I knew I would get a decent seat, and I grabbed the first opportunity to sit down - an aisle seat about 3/4 of the way up in the middle. Pretty good. But then I saw a FULL EMPTY ROW RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE THEATER.

What flanked that row?

Two ****ing high school whores and a mexican in the middle.

That's right. Three ****ing kids decided they were going to save AN ENTIRE ROW IN PRIMO CHOICE GRADE-A POSITION right in the middle of the theater. This was a HUGE screening room, so we're talking like 15-20 seats.

Now, I am generally a passive man, so I did not confront their heinous example of complete American arrogance. But fortunately, the two dudes that were behind me in line just elbowed their way into the middle row and sat down where they pleased. Seizing the day, I followed suit and grabbed myself a perfect seat for The Dark Knight.

Thanks for saving my seat, assholes!
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Old 07-18-2008, 03:41 AM   #16
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Old 07-18-2008, 05:13 AM   #17
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Old 07-18-2008, 05:17 AM   #18
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Damn, if only I hadn't had to sit through that movie with my kids the other night.
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Old 07-18-2008, 05:21 AM   #19
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Damn, if only I hadn't had to sit through that movie with my kids the other night.
I don't get why these comic book character movies are so popular. People will wait in line for hours to see that crap. Why?
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Old 07-18-2008, 05:23 AM   #20
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You waited an hour and a half in line to see a movie? Dumbass!
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Old 07-18-2008, 05:58 AM   #21
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Old 07-18-2008, 06:33 AM   #22
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Old 07-18-2008, 06:38 AM   #23
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I always smuggle my candy in.
Go to AMCs. They don't care if you bring in outside food and drink. They don't advertise it, but notice there are NO signs that indicate no food and drink.

I've taken pizzas into the theater before.
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Old 07-18-2008, 06:39 AM   #24
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If you had any friends that would go to the movies with you, they could have saved your seat while you went to get your own freaking Milk Duds.
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Old 07-18-2008, 07:02 AM   #25
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What's arrogant is feeling the need to start a thread like this when this one is already available.

I think guntherfan may have more sense.
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Old 07-18-2008, 07:08 AM   #26
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What's arrogant is feeling the need to start a thread like this when this one is already available.
He just wants attention, you already knew that though.

I think he gets jealous because DaneMcCloud and Midnite_Sukdick was getting all the attention in the Sex Milestone thread.
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Old 07-18-2008, 07:16 AM   #27
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He just wants attention, you already knew that though.

I think he gets jealous because DaneMcCloud and Midnite_Sukdick was getting all the attention in the Sex Milestone thread.
Yeah. They wouldn't let him in the Douche-off.
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I think guntherfan may have more sense.
this is a first.
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I got to the theater over two hours in advance to sit in line for The Dark Knight.
you went by yourself? Dont have any friends??
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