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SuperChiefs
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Florida
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#17 |
pie is never free
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: the drivers seat
Casino cash: $3167775
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The ol unintended poop
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#18 |
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Somewhere Kansas
Casino cash: $8659352
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Butt plug.
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#19 |
(Sir/Yes Sir/Aye Aye Sir)
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Diving
Casino cash: $3155380
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#20 |
King Shit of **** Mountain
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Texarkana, Texas
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Laz peed out his butt...Laz peed out his butt...
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#21 |
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Somewhere Kansas
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Check your self into a nursing home.
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#22 |
Hello
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: South Dakota
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Just did this very thing about 2 1/2 weeks ago after a hard night drinking. And i was 40 miles from home. **** my life.
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#23 |
MVP
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Missouri
Casino cash: $1362250
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#24 |
Be Kind To Your Pets
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Glorious Independence, MO
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Hershey Squirts are always followed by Tangy Asshole.
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#25 |
Starter
Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: NotAllowed2TellStrangers
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"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?” ~Stephen Wright |
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#26 |
Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Nampa, Idaho, USA
Casino cash: $9965995
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Sharts
As Jack Nicholson's character said in "The Bucket List," there are rules for older men:
1. Never pass a restroom without using it. 2. Never waste an erection. 3. Never trust a fart. Words to live by. |
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#27 |
Ith Fuhtbawl Time
Join Date: Apr 2010
Casino cash: $9999900
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In my house this event is called a 'snart'
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#28 |
FINALLY! The wait is over.
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The Future Is Now!!!
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#29 |
SuperChiefs
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Florida
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#30 |
Super Chunty
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Iowa
Casino cash: $10004945
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