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Needs more middle fingers
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: San Diego
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Most of the time it'd be under 2 minutes.
Im a healthy shitter. My plumbing is like clockwork and i never have to struggle to get it out. I sit. I shit. I wipe and I'm out. |
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MVP
Join Date: Oct 2010
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Just a few seconds when I'm out jogging and need to drop a deuce by the neighbor's house.
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21st Century Schizoid Fan
Join Date: Jul 2002
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sorta mod-ish
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: KC North
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What's my cutoff time?
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"Think BOOM!"
Join Date: Nov 2003
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About 20 seconds.
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#6 |
I can see clearly now
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: End of the Line
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depends on the book.
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sorta mod-ish
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Location: KC North
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Supporter
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Hollywood, CA
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MY LITTLE #15
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Springfield, MO
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Depends on how much coffee I've had.
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Constable of Untruths
Join Date: Oct 2010
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Damn it feels good.
Join Date: Mar 2011
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I used to be one of "those" guys that would take nearly 20 minutes per shit. Now I've got it down to around 10 or so most of the time.
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Fantastic Planeteer
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Champaign, IL
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I hate it when my head says, "Whew, we're done," but my sphincter says, "Not so fast guys..."
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#13 |
Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
Join Date: Oct 2008
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The act is usually around 1 minute or so plus wipe time. However, I tend to sit there a while and chillax.
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#14 |
Needs more middle fingers
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: San Diego
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Consuming CP souls
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: U.S.A.
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You ever ghost poo at work?
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