Sometimes, I really love Craigslist *language warning* - Page 2

Silock · 03-28-2008, 01:19 PM

Sorry if reaphost. Also, language warning.

DenverChief · 03-28-2008, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by journeyscarab

Mr. Mackey: After having to wake up early, you know? There's NO coffee in the teacher's lounge, and then you walk into the bathroom to just find a big dook laying there in the urinal! Like it's laughing at you!

SOMEONE had to walk into the bathroom…drop their pants…turn around…maybe spread their butt cheeks apart with their hands…and squeeze out a choclate hot dog.

stlchiefs · 03-28-2008, 02:06 PM

How does someone go about shitting IN a floor? She didn't just mess up one time, she consistently said he shit "in" the floor. hmm?

**The Franchise** · 03-28-2008, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by stlchiefs

How does someone go about shitting IN a floor? She didn't just mess up one time, she consistently said he shit "in" the floor. hmm?

Dug a hole?

ClevelandBronco · 03-28-2008, 02:09 PM

Darn. I was really hoping that it would be okay to contact that poster with services or other commercial interests.

Uncle_Ted · 03-28-2008, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by beach tribe

Funny, but I call BS.

On which part? All of it?

I call BS at least on the part where she says she was going to have sex when him when she woke up the next morning. Let's see, she's not going to do it when she's drunk, horny, and has already let him get in her pants, but the next morning when she's hung over, his breath stinks worse than the carpet in the basement of a frat house, and she realizes what he looks like in the daylight ... yeah right.

Sully · 03-28-2008, 02:14 PM

I guess it's better to have the cum on your face and the shit on the floor than the opposite.

ClevelandBronco · 03-28-2008, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Sully

I guess it's better to have the cum on your face and the shit on the floor than the opposite.

That's certainly a view into the bright side.

chagrin · 03-28-2008, 02:17 PM

First of all, that's got to be fake...secondly, if it isn't, she must be the one whose purse I shit in the week before, whew - you should have seen THAT email

**Baby Lee** · 03-28-2008, 02:18 PM

And to think, if this had happened to Rain Man, we might have been regaled with a couple of blurry photos of the incident.

chagrin · 03-28-2008, 02:21 PM

I guess it's not fake (riiight)

http://dallas.craigslist.org/rnr/619012740.html

To the girl I met at the bar sat night.
Reply to: pers-619012740@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-03-26, 2:42AM CDT

I was the tattoed, horny guy with a ripped body. I bought you drinks all night long and you broke my bank. Then at closing, you asked me to come over to your place and gave me a woody. After more beers there you pulled me into your room and started really getting me worked up. You shove my hand into your pants and the whole time pretend to be a little innocent girl saying, "oh no, not on first date", all the while the coating on my finger your mouth on my tongue tells me your body says yes. Then you say you're gonna pass out and I told you, "That's ok, you can just lay here while I fondle and jerkoff on you". You agreed and kissed me again and teased me some more.

So what do you expect? It's not like we met at church. You always said you like "bad boys", right?

Consider the crap as repayment for a shitty night. The beer I took doesn't begin to make up for the drinks I bought you.

Now send me $50 or I'll email the pics of me jacking off on your face to your coworkers and family.

PS: Might wanna check in the tank above the toilet, too. T-1 out! Pirate stooled!

* Location: Denton
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 619012740

Delano · 03-28-2008, 02:22 PM

How did the missing 12 pack of Coke turn in to a missing case of beer?

**The Franchise** · 03-28-2008, 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chagrin

I guess it's not fake (riiight)

http://dallas.craigslist.org/rnr/619012740.html

To the girl I met at the bar sat night.
Reply to: pers-619012740@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-03-26, 2:42AM CDT

I was the tattoed, horny guy with a ripped body. I bought you drinks all night long and you broke my bank. Then at closing, you asked me to come over to your place and gave me a woody. After more beers there you pulled me into your room and started really getting me worked up. You shove my hand into your pants and the whole time pretend to be a little innocent girl saying, "oh no, not on first date", all the while the coating on my finger your mouth on my tongue tells me your body says yes. Then you say you're gonna pass out and I told you, "That's ok, you can just lay here while I fondle and jerkoff on you". You agreed and kissed me again and teased me some more.

So what do you expect? It's not like we met at church. You always said you like "bad boys", right?

Consider the crap as repayment for a shitty night. The beer I took doesn't begin to make up for the drinks I bought you.

Now send me $50 or I'll email the pics of me jacking off on your face to your coworkers and family.

PS: Might wanna check in the tank above the toilet, too. T-1 out! Pirate stooled!

* Location: Denton
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 619012740

I don't care if it's fake or not.....that's hilarious.

**ChiTown** · 03-28-2008, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by chagrin

I guess it's not fake (riiight)

http://dallas.craigslist.org/rnr/619012740.html

To the girl I met at the bar sat night.
Reply to: pers-619012740@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-03-26, 2:42AM CDT

PS: Might wanna check in the tank above the toilet, too. T-1 out! Pirate stooled!

He gave her an upper decker

Rooster · 03-28-2008, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiTown

He gave her an upper decker

That is awesome.

**Lzen** · 03-28-2008, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Delano

How did the missing 12 pack of Coke turn in to a missing case of beer?

Nice catch and good question.

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03-28-2008, 02:06 PM	#17
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03-28-2008, 02:09 PM	#19
ClevelandBronco I'm with the banned. Join Date: Sep 2006 Casino cash: $5658955	Darn. I was really hoping that it would be okay to contact that poster with services or other commercial interests.
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03-28-2008, 02:14 PM	#21
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03-28-2008, 02:17 PM	#23
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03-28-2008, 02:18 PM	#24
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03-28-2008, 02:21 PM	#25
chagrin Giggitty! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Missoula, Mt Casino cash: $9894905	I guess it's not fake (riiight) http://dallas.craigslist.org/rnr/619012740.html To the girl I met at the bar sat night. Reply to: pers-619012740@craigslist.org Date: 2008-03-26, 2:42AM CDT I was the tattoed, horny guy with a ripped body. I bought you drinks all night long and you broke my bank. Then at closing, you asked me to come over to your place and gave me a woody. After more beers there you pulled me into your room and started really getting me worked up. You shove my hand into your pants and the whole time pretend to be a little innocent girl saying, "oh no, not on first date", all the while the coating on my finger your mouth on my tongue tells me your body says yes. Then you say you're gonna pass out and I told you, "That's ok, you can just lay here while I fondle and jerkoff on you". You agreed and kissed me again and teased me some more. So what do you expect? It's not like we met at church. You always said you like "bad boys", right? Consider the crap as repayment for a shitty night. The beer I took doesn't begin to make up for the drinks I bought you. Now send me $50 or I'll email the pics of me jacking off on your face to your coworkers and family. PS: Might wanna check in the tank above the toilet, too. T-1 out! Pirate stooled! * Location: Denton * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests PostingID: 619012740 __________________ Times have changed, so have I, things are better now.
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03-28-2008, 02:22 PM	#26
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