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Old 04-18-2006, 08:56 AM  
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Need some planet help...top 10 reasons to

I'm just coming off a big deadline and not feeling real creative or humorous so I thought I'd call on my fellow planeteers to see if you could lend a hand.

Here's the deal,I'm on the committee for our 25th high school reunion and the idea for a t-shirt that got the okay is a top 10 reasons to go to your 25th high school reunion.

I know most of you are not even close to thinking about 25 years yet but I know this place has got some creative and humorous individuals so your help would be appreciated.


At this point anything and everything will be considered,from boobs sagging to viagra jokes or whatever,so let's hear it.

Thanks for the help.
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Old 04-18-2006, 09:33 AM   #16
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To make fun of the HS nerds whom are making 50x more $$ than what you make now.
yeah. My nerd buddy is making 50x more than most
and had the hottest chick there by far....

That really frosted the old cheerleaders/prom queens.
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Old 04-18-2006, 09:36 AM   #17
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I've always wanted to go to a high school reunion and say I'm a professional killer.
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Old 04-18-2006, 09:37 AM   #18
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Old 04-18-2006, 09:40 AM   #19
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I've always wanted to go to a high school reunion and say I'm a professional killer.

Better yet, just flash around a lot of cash but give nothing but evasive answers as to your employment and living situation.

Where are you living?
"Here and there."
"I'm on the road a lot"

What are you doing?
"This and that"

Where do you work?
"I do a lot of odd jobs"
"Consulting...you know, just helping people out"

At some point 'accidentally' drop a blood stained garrote on the dance floor
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Old 04-18-2006, 09:42 AM   #20
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Old 04-18-2006, 09:43 AM   #21
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Old 04-18-2006, 09:44 AM   #22
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Old 04-18-2006, 09:48 AM   #23
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And the number one reason to go to your 25-year reunion...

1. One more chance to score with the homecoming queen.

And her court.
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Old 04-18-2006, 10:01 AM   #24
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So fellow students can gather around you, marvel at how great you look and how well they remember you.... and that you were the best Driver's Ed. teacher they ever had.
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Old 04-18-2006, 10:20 AM   #25
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Old 04-18-2006, 11:18 AM   #26
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1. You're now using the math book to cover that embarrassing peniculum(you know..the hard, fat belly below the belly of a real fatty) that now causes the bulge in your elastic wasteband pants instead of the thing 25 years ago.
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Old 04-18-2006, 11:19 AM   #27
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10. as in, the number you see laying your HS and current pics next to one another.
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Old 04-18-2006, 12:09 PM   #28
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