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Old 09-23-2013, 01:30 PM  
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Epic Ricky Stanzi post on Jacksonville Jaguars message board

The legend of Ricky Stanzi continues... a post from the Jacksonville Jaguars message board:


http://jungle.jaguars.com/index.php?...oblem-is-here/

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The Answer To The Jags Problem Is Here

It's not Blaine Gabbert (obviously). It's not Chad Henne (obviously). It's not Tim Tebow (no matter how many tens of people want it to be).

It's Ricky Stanzi.

Ricky Stanzi who went undefeated in college bowl games.

Ricky Stanzi who went undefeated against SEC teams.

Ricky Stanzi who's got the instincts of a hawk(eye), the heart of a Chief and the elusiveness of a Jaguar.

Ricky Stanzi who makes the brightest plays when things look their darkness.

A terrible thing happened today, when Chad Henne trotted out for the 4th quarter of the game, even though anyone watching knew he had no business being on the field.

Do you guys remember when Blaine Gabbert won his last game on a college field? No? That's because he didn't. He didn't, because he was playing Ricky Stanzi.

If you love your country, Jaguars....even just the littlest bit....you will start Ricky Stanzi next week against the Colts....and it won't matter how many touchdowns Andrew Luck throws against this defense....because Ricky will throw 1 more.....and the Jaguars will march off the field victoriously.
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Old 09-23-2013, 01:52 PM   #16
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If I look at the records of the teams that Stanzi has been on, I would conclude that he's a franchise killer.
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Old 09-23-2013, 01:54 PM   #17
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"Ricky Stanzi who's got the instincts of a hawk(eye), the heart of a Chief and the elusiveness of a Jaguar."

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Old 09-23-2013, 01:54 PM   #18
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Old 09-23-2013, 01:56 PM   #19
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Old 09-23-2013, 01:56 PM   #20
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Old 09-23-2013, 01:57 PM   #21
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"Ricky Stanzi who's got the instincts of a hawk(eye), the heart of a Chief and the elusiveness of a Jaguar."

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and the tenacity of a Cougar
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Old 09-23-2013, 01:57 PM   #22
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Old 09-23-2013, 01:58 PM   #23
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Old 09-23-2013, 02:00 PM   #24
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Old 09-23-2013, 02:04 PM   #26
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Old 09-23-2013, 02:08 PM   #27
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Old 09-23-2013, 02:10 PM   #28
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Matt Cassel
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Blaine Gabbert
Chad Henne

Let's hope his next stop is Cleveland or Oakland

I am looking at this list and, in my head trying to rate them from sucks, to sucks more, on down to sucks the most.

I think I would place Henne as sucks the least by default but, it is really tough after that.

I am unaccustomed to a list with Cassel involved where he doesn’t win sucks the most and I am very confused.
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