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Don't tread on me.
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Where the peaches grow
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Molôn Labé
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: North Carolina
Casino cash: $8566872
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Looks like she needs to lay off the bread to me
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That's Right
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Bluefield, Virginia
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Banned
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Pineapple Under the Sea
Casino cash: $10004900
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Hell, he might have taken a blow job?
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Snacks Are Under My Apron
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: The Edge
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B I G girls give better head. It's because they are hungry.
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Molôn Labé
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: North Carolina
Casino cash: $8566872
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Cut a big toenail off and put it on the biggest slice in the box because you know she will be on that one
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Banned
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Pineapple Under the Sea
Casino cash: $10004900
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When I was a kid, If I knew I was going to a place that stiffed and they ordered drinks, I would shake the **** out them all the way there.
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#8 |
King Shit of **** Mountain
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Texarkana, Texas
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If you can't afford to tip the delivery person, drag your fat ass down to the ****ing store and pick it up yourself.
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Banned
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: NEMO
Casino cash: $10014823
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She's lucky he only did #1.
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Spiraling down the Drain
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Dante's Ninth Circle
Casino cash: $2240588
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In undergrad, made minimum wage and tips delivering pies. Pretty good actually. Plus all the pizza we wanted, and was baked every night delivering the pizza. Good ole days.
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MVP
Join Date: Mar 2009
Casino cash: $2595326
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I might worry about ordering from that place again. He probably has friends still there. She is probably getting someones balls rubbed all over her pizza.
I always make it a rule to be very nice to anyone who serves me food. I have been with my wife out and she was going to complain about the service. I had to explain why it isn't always the best idea to complain BEFORE you get your food. Waiting untill after can be the difference between just bad service or spending all day in the bathroom. |
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Be Kind To Your Pets
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Glorious Independence, MO
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If you can't come up with a couple bucks to tip the driver, you should go pick it up, or not order pizza at all. If you're that poor, you can make $10 go a lot farther at a grocery store than at Pizza Hut.
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#13 |
WhatUneed2Hear
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: AllSoulsMatter
Casino cash: $2123181
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Dumb bitch should have picked it up, I'm sure she stiffs all the time. That being said in my experience I never pissed on anyones door. There are other ways to take care of this thing including horrible service, I would always take those last that didn't tip or tell them it would be an extra half hour for delivery.
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He's Mahomie!
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Jax, FL
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did she buy $138 worth of pizza?
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#15 |
"You like to drink?"
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: "I like to drink."
Casino cash: $2696869
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Good to know Hootie's alive and not taking anyone's shit.
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