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“Can I see your driver’s license/passport/ID?” 1 4.17%
“Will you come get a blood test with me?” 2 8.33%
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Old 08-18-2008, 01:04 PM  
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Hypothetically, you walk into a restaurant...
So you're going to eat and walk by this person who looks exactly like you. Someone in your group points it out in case you didn't notice, and someone in the other person's group has done the same. You finally decide to go talk to this look-alike. What's the first question you'd ask the individual?

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Old 08-18-2008, 01:32 PM   #16
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Matt once made a very nice play in Seattle where he spun away from a pass rusher and hit Bowe off his back foot for a first down.

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Old 08-18-2008, 01:40 PM   #17
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Ask him if he's aware that same matter cannot occupy the same place in space/time, and tell him for fuck's sake, don't touch me unless you want the entire continuum to collapse in on itself.
Ah, but M theory/String theory almost dictates a multiverse. Not one timeline but infinate timelines.

Every you (and worlds without you) possible.

So time travel would be "back, and to the left" and never straight back.

So I guess if I ever see a doppleganger I'll check for a smile. No smile means he's got it better where he's at. Big smile means he's screwed his life up so much he might be willing to take me out and take my place.

Or it could mean I have even more illigitimate offspring than I'm currently aware of...
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Old 08-18-2008, 01:43 PM   #18
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[quote=Rausch;4924566]Ah, but M theory/String theory almost dictates a multiverse. Not one timeline but infinate timelines.

Every you (and worlds without you) possible.

So time travel would be "back, and to the left" and never straight back.

So I guess if I ever see a doppleganger I'll check for a smile. No smile means he's got it better where he's at. Big smile means he's screwed his life up so much he might be willing to take me out and take my place.

Or it could mean I have even more illigitimate offspring than I'm currently aware of...[/quote]




Best bet is to just run away. There can really be no good of either situation.
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Old 08-18-2008, 01:43 PM   #19
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Ah, but M theory/String theory almost dictates a multiverse. Not one timeline but infinate timelines.

Every you (and worlds without you) possible.

So time travel would be "back, and to the left" and never straight back.

So I guess if I ever see a doppleganger I'll check for a smile. No smile means he's got it better where he's at. Big smile means he's screwed his life up so much he might be willing to take me out and take my place.

Or it could mean I have even more illigitimate offspring than I'm currently aware of...
Well, if we're talking "what ifs" create multiple layers in the multiverse, Slayer could have a whole gaggle of Slayers he needs to avoid.
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Old 08-18-2008, 01:51 PM   #20
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Well, if we're talking "what ifs" create multiple layers in the multiverse, Slayer could have a whole gaggle of Slayers he needs to avoid.
In our own way we all have a gaggle of Slayers to avoid...
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Old 08-18-2008, 01:53 PM   #21
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In our own way we all have a gaggle of Slayers to avoid...
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Old 08-18-2008, 01:57 PM   #23
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Ask him if there are any really dirty things he has always wanted to do to his wife/girlfriend but was afraid to ask. Offer to break the ice for him.
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Old 08-18-2008, 01:57 PM   #24
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Old 08-18-2008, 02:03 PM   #25
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I believe the proper initial question in this case is, "Who's your daddy?"
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Kick him in the ear.

If he bleeds red he might be a future-you come back to prevent a horrible event to come. Take him home and nurse him back to health.

If he bleeds any other kill him and then lick the blood from your fingers. It might discourage a pending invasion...
I hear you, i'd at a minimum get all up in his grill.
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