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View Poll Results: How Should I Disqualify Myself From Jury Duty | |||
When they call out your name, get up and sing the Star Spangled Banner | 0 | 0% | |
Keep insisting you get a smoke break every three minutes | 1 | 6.67% | |
Tell them you see absolutely nothing wrong with murder over and over | 0 | 0% | |
Pretend you're deaf | 0 | 0% | |
Appear at the summons dressed as a member of Kiss | 4 | 26.67% | |
Raise your hand every few minutes and when they call on you act like you don't know what they're talking about | 2 | 13.33% | |
Be yourself: Show up drunk | 2 | 13.33% | |
Fart real loud and blame it on the judge | 1 | 6.67% | |
Tell the judge you used to date his mother | 2 | 13.33% | |
You're name is Gaz | 3 | 20.00% | |
Voters: 15. You may not vote on this poll |
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02-20-2006, 11:15 AM | #16 |
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Its not supposed to be a money maker for you....its a civic duty, not unlike voting.
If you don't at least go down and do your part, which in now way means you'll be even selected...I don't see that you can bitch about any "unfair trial" in the future. |
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02-20-2006, 11:22 AM | #17 |
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Depending on the scope of the trail, if you show any modicum of intelligence you are not likely to be selected.
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02-20-2006, 11:37 AM | #18 | |
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02-20-2006, 11:42 AM | #19 | |
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I never said anything abuot NOT going to the summons. I plan on following through on my civic duty and I'm not "bitching" by any means. Lighten up and have some fun with it.
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02-20-2006, 11:50 AM | #20 |
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The fastest I ever saw was:
The plaintiff's attorney is my next-door-neighbor, we're good friends, and I'd believe anything he told me. |
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02-20-2006, 12:19 PM | #21 |
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Raise your hand every few minutes and when they call on you act like you don't know what they're talking about
"......the prosecution rests." "I am sorry, what happened" |
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02-20-2006, 12:25 PM | #22 |
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