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Old 05-01-2006, 01:25 AM  
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Strengths. Good Solid base. Wide enough hips to not only come up and stop the run, but also to have 3 or 4 kids. Good sideline to sideline pursuit shown on her ability to play basketball in college. Average wingspan. Average hand size. Above average verticle shown by jumping up to turn off the ceiling fan. Some teams say her rear would be better suited for jeans or capri's but I have no problem with it in black pants or my favorite no pants. 6'0 120. Strong canident to breed a linebacker in the future.

Weaknesses. Sometimes lacks motivation. Strong addiction to lifetime movies. Below average decision making shown by her 2 hour outfit selection time. Been known to get sloppy drunk sometimes and is good for 2 nip slips when wearing loose clothing. Not very good upper body strenth as she can't even do one rep of 225.

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Old 05-01-2006, 09:33 AM   #16
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Old 05-01-2006, 09:36 AM   #17
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Old 05-01-2006, 09:59 AM   #18
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Old 05-01-2006, 10:44 AM   #19
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High Wonderlick score..
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Old 05-01-2006, 11:07 AM   #20
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Makes strong breaks for the ball. Sometimes holds the ball losely. Will need coaching to suceed at next level
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Old 05-01-2006, 12:32 PM   #21
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Old 05-01-2006, 12:40 PM   #22
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I'm disappointed I missed out on the Wonderlick score joke.

I'd also liked to have added the projected Tight End joke with adjectives about catching the ball with soft hands and with the body.
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Old 05-01-2006, 01:06 PM   #23
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Strengths. Good Solid base. Wide enough hips to not only come up and stop the run, but also to have 3 or 4 kids. Good sideline to sideline pursuit shown on her ability to play basketball in college. Average wingspan. Average hand size. Above average verticle shown by jumping up to turn off the ceiling fan. Some teams say her rear would be better suited for jeans or capri's but I have no problem with it in black pants or my favorite no pants. 6'0 120. Strong canident to breed a linebacker in the future.

Weaknesses. Sometimes lacks motivation. Strong addiction to lifetime movies. Below average decision making shown by her 2 hour outfit selection time. Been known to get sloppy drunk sometimes and is good for 2 nip slips when wearing loose clothing. Not very good upper body strenth as she can't even do one rep of 225.

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This fact here alone means you could have her in later rounds, and you are reaching.
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Old 05-01-2006, 01:09 PM   #24
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She has the ability to easily adjust from man-to-man. She does occassionally call for a double team, which allows for multiple zone penetrations.
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Old 05-01-2006, 01:12 PM   #25
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Old 05-01-2006, 01:23 PM   #26
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Old 05-01-2006, 01:26 PM   #27
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Old 05-01-2006, 01:28 PM   #28
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Old 05-01-2006, 01:32 PM   #29
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But can she handle coaching? That is the big question.


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Old 05-01-2006, 01:32 PM   #30
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