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Melvin R. Weatherwax: Ass Kicker and Name Taker!
Melvin R. Weatherwax: If it wasn't for the police, he'd a kicked Burrito Bill's Ass! How awesome is Melvin R. Weatherwax?
Melvin Weatherwax doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone. There used to be a street named after Melvin Weatherwax, but it was changed because nobody crosses Melvin Weatherwax and lives. Melvin Weatherwax has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move. Melvin Weatherwax has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life. Melvin Weatherwax can cut through a hot knife with butter Melvin Weatherwax doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it Death once had a near-Melvin Weatherwax experience Melvin Weatherwax is the reason why Waldo is hiding. Melvin Weatherwax can slam a revolving door. Melvin Weatherwax will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Melvin Weatherwax allows to live. Melvin Weatherwax doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Melvin Weatherwax doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is. Melvin Weatherwax does not sleep. He waits. Melvin Weatherwax made a Happy Meal cry. Melvin Weatherwax knows what he did, tomorrow. Melvin Weatherwax knows Victoria's Secret. Don't mess with Melvin R. Weatherwax! http://www.cyclones.com/ViewArticle.dbml?ATCLID=1352045 |
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02-27-2013, 11:00 AM | #16 |
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Those are funny.
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02-27-2013, 11:12 AM | #17 |
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Fred Hoiberg is in awe of Melvin R. Weatherwax! He thanks him. Yes, thank you, Melvin R. Weatherwax!
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01-12-2014, 05:40 PM | #18 |
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Melvin R. Weatherwax....
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01-12-2014, 05:43 PM | #19 |
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It's this kind of stuff that makes college sports so fun. I can remember dozens of funny stories from each school we've played over all these years.
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01-12-2014, 07:18 PM | #20 |
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that Weatherwax couple looks like they have some wild sex
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01-12-2014, 08:43 PM | #21 |
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If he's a name taker, he should have taken one better than "Melvin Weatherwax".
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I hope that right before the game, Bill walks into the stands and hands Mel a Jayhawk jersey embroidered with "WEATHERWAX" and a 1 on it. That ought to have an interesting effect on the crowd.
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01-12-2014, 09:34 PM | #24 |
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How bout if Fred Hoiberg goes up in the stands, and gives Mel an ISU #1 Jersey with "REAL MAYOR" on the back? Now THAT would fire them up in Hilton.
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01-13-2014, 09:52 AM | #26 |
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MELVIN......
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Does he also wear a badge.
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Yes...a red (and yellow) badge of courage.
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Okay I don't get it, he seems like a nitwit fan who's wasted a lot of time and a lot of money on an athletic department for no real apparent reason.
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Melvin Freaking R. Weatherwax...
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