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Be Kind To Your Pets
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Rubbing One Out to Martha Stewart
You know you wanna....
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...?ir=Weird+News |
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Rubbing complete.... With time to spare!
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She started out making toupees for milk cows?
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she keeps callin' .. ima gonna have to pork her i guess ....
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First Overall
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you know the prison guards gangbanged her nightly.
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Apparently her reputation precedes her...
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Martha is a furry!
http://popbytes.com/martha_stewart_g...sy_costume_on/ |
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And on top of her looks I bet she knows how to fold fitted sheets!
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Not so much.
If my internets goes down I'll watch Fox News...
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Ah, Fox News. The go to when all other sources are gone. Still a good bet, though.
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Be sure to hit mute first though or it'll ruin the mood...
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True enough. But hard to beat their lineup. No pun intended.
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best in the biz
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Lick the bowl, Martha....LICK THE BOWL!!!!
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