Reasons to hate the Denver Broncos. - Page 2

**Rain Man** · 11-27-2005, 09:21 PM

Post your reasons here. I'll start.

1. They stand between us and the playoffs.

2. We play them next week.

3. They cheated the draft system and stole their franchise player, John Elway, from the Baltimore Colts.

4. That whole "Three Amigos" schtick. That was just embarrassing to real football teams.

5. The "thin air" thing. I live here. It's not a big deal. Seriously.

6. Playoffs against the Chiefs in 1997. The referees discover that the Broncos' linemen have covered themselves in an illegal foreign substance. The linemen are told to wipe themselves off (using the honor system), and no penalty is called. The Broncos pretend to wipe off the foreign substance and come back unchanged, and were not forced to use backups while the starters went in and showered to properly remove said substance.

7. Broncos fans' ludicrous takes on Hall of Fame eligibility, e.g. Louis "Two Interceptions per Year" Wright and Floyd "1 thousand yard season and a 3.9 career average" Little.

8. John Elway's penchant to try to score himself on important plays, so as to hog the spotlight.

9. Their belief that they have a legitimate rivalry with the Raiders. What's that about? The Chiefs and Raiders have duked it out for 45 years, and both teams just use the Broncos as a warmup. They're just the Chargers with a disregard for the rules.

10. They embarrass the AFC in Super Bowls. The Broncos have appeared in six Super Bowls, and have averaged giving up 34.3 points per game. Only the Bills have given up more among teams with more than 1 appearance (34.8). In their average Super Bowl appearance, the Broncos have lost by 15.2 points. Only the Bills and Vikings have been worse among teams with more than one appearance, and they're at 16.5 and 15.2.

11. Bill Romanowski. The Broncos gave a home to the dirtiest, most classless, racist, drug-using bag of steroids ever to make a dirty hit in this league. Romanowski set up his doctor to go to prison after the doctor made Romanowski rich.

12. That horrible turf that they had for years at Mile High Stadium. The Chiefs would have to play there, and there'd be clouds of dust because the field was just dirt in many places.

Okay, keep going from here. Let the hate grow. Nourish it.

**dirk digler** · 11-27-2005, 09:38 PM

TJ

**Rain Man** · 11-27-2005, 09:39 PM

25. When the Broncos got to the Super Bowl, who'd they get as an opponent? ATLANTA! It's not like they even beat a decent team.

**Rain Man** · 11-27-2005, 09:40 PM

They complained about Dale Carter being a dirty player, and then their solution was to sign him away from us.

Hammock Parties · 11-27-2005, 09:41 PM

26. They have the lamest crowd chant in pro sports. IN-COM-PLETE!

**Saulbadguy** · 11-27-2005, 09:41 PM

They suck.

Braincase · 11-27-2005, 09:42 PM

Denver has never won a Superbowl in a year they weren't tried, convicted and penalized by the league.

Shanahan will go to ridiculous measures to gain an advantage over the Chiefs, and whines and bitches to the refs (and the league) like a spoiled 4 year old.

**Rain Man** · 11-27-2005, 09:42 PM

Their players have mysterious "accidents" like falling on driveways, falling off couches, and tripping over dogs. You know that if the real story came out, the league would be suspending them.

**KcMizzou** · 11-27-2005, 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gochiefs

26. They have the lamest crowd chant in pro sports. IN-COM-PLETE!

Good one... I'd forgotten about that. Annoys the hell out of me.

**Rain Man** · 11-27-2005, 09:43 PM

Every single year, the Broncos lead the league in fines for cheap shots.

tk13 · 11-27-2005, 09:44 PM

They're a white Bronco. An obvious figurative metaphor in support of O.J. Simpson.

Big Chief Homer · 11-27-2005, 09:48 PM

Porn Star staches

and their OC calling our O-line cheaters.Really whats with that?!?!?!?!

**Iowanian** · 11-27-2005, 09:48 PM

45% of their fans advocate sex-ule relations with a beast of Burden.

55% overuse stupid smiley features on the internet to laugh about it.

**Rain Man** · 11-27-2005, 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KcMizzou

Good one... I'd forgotten about that. Annoys the hell out of me.

Yeah. It's inane. I wish Broncos fans could remember cheers that are longer than one word.

**Saulbadguy** · 11-27-2005, 09:50 PM

That whole "our offensive line doesn't talk to the media" thing, and won't do their intros on MNF. Probably because they are ashamed of themselves for trying to routinely injure other players.

**Rain Man** · 11-27-2005, 09:50 PM

They ruined Neil Smith's otherwise stellar career by signing him.

11-27-2005, 09:21 PM
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3028491 VARSITY	Reasons to hate the Denver Broncos. Post your reasons here. I'll start. 1. They stand between us and the playoffs. 2. We play them next week. 3. They cheated the draft system and stole their franchise player, John Elway, from the Baltimore Colts. 4. That whole "Three Amigos" schtick. That was just embarrassing to real football teams. 5. The "thin air" thing. I live here. It's not a big deal. Seriously. 6. Playoffs against the Chiefs in 1997. The referees discover that the Broncos' linemen have covered themselves in an illegal foreign substance. The linemen are told to wipe themselves off (using the honor system), and no penalty is called. The Broncos pretend to wipe off the foreign substance and come back unchanged, and were not forced to use backups while the starters went in and showered to properly remove said substance. 7. Broncos fans' ludicrous takes on Hall of Fame eligibility, e.g. Louis "Two Interceptions per Year" Wright and Floyd "1 thousand yard season and a 3.9 career average" Little. 8. John Elway's penchant to try to score himself on important plays, so as to hog the spotlight. 9. Their belief that they have a legitimate rivalry with the Raiders. What's that about? The Chiefs and Raiders have duked it out for 45 years, and both teams just use the Broncos as a warmup. They're just the Chargers with a disregard for the rules. 10. They embarrass the AFC in Super Bowls. The Broncos have appeared in six Super Bowls, and have averaged giving up 34.3 points per game. Only the Bills have given up more among teams with more than 1 appearance (34.8). In their average Super Bowl appearance, the Broncos have lost by 15.2 points. Only the Bills and Vikings have been worse among teams with more than one appearance, and they're at 16.5 and 15.2. 11. Bill Romanowski. The Broncos gave a home to the dirtiest, most classless, racist, drug-using bag of steroids ever to make a dirty hit in this league. Romanowski set up his doctor to go to prison after the doctor made Romanowski rich. 12. That horrible turf that they had for years at Mile High Stadium. The Chiefs would have to play there, and there'd be clouds of dust because the field was just dirt in many places. Okay, keep going from here. Let the hate grow. Nourish it.
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Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3028491 VARSITY	25. When the Broncos got to the Super Bowl, who'd they get as an opponent? ATLANTA! It's not like they even beat a decent team. __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
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Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3028491 VARSITY	They complained about Dale Carter being a dirty player, and then their solution was to sign him away from us. __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
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Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3028491 VARSITY	Every single year, the Broncos lead the league in fines for cheap shots. __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
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11-27-2005, 09:50 PM	#29
Saulbadguy When a nightmare becomes real Join Date: Nov 2003 Casino cash: $2346966	That whole "our offensive line doesn't talk to the media" thing, and won't do their intros on MNF. Probably because they are ashamed of themselves for trying to routinely injure other players. __________________ http://www.goemaw.com
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