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Old 12-29-2004, 08:31 AM  
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Racing Stripes SUCKS!

OK, for the job I screened "Racing Stripes" last night... here's a preview: It's the story of a zebra picked up by a farmer and raised as a horse. He then grows up wanting to be, and consequently thinking he is, a race horse. Vocal talent includes Frankie Muniz, Dustin Hoffman, Michael Clark Duncan, Whoopie Goldberg, Snoop Dogg, and David Spade.

Good voice cast, good moral, but it won't be good to anyone over the age of... oh... six.

It's Seabiscuit meets Dr. Doolittle meets a steaming pile of crap.

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Old 12-29-2004, 11:35 AM   #16
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What'd you think of The Aviator?

I saw Racing Stripes. And Rain Man really is on to something. I can't believe you missed the parallel to Christ's life. RC is a modern day Jonathon Livingston Seagull. It was absolutely brilliant.
I agree. It was subtle, but it was brilliant. And the undergirding messages and themes about the applicability and implications of the human genome project really got me thinking.
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Old 12-29-2004, 11:39 AM   #17
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On a side note, my favorite movie as a six-year old was "The Love Bug" about the lovable personified Volkswegen Beetle. I remember engaging in serious discussions with my older sister about whether the film would have worked if they had cast a different car such as a station wagon in the lead role.
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Old 12-29-2004, 11:47 AM   #18
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What'd you think of The Aviator?

I saw Racing Stripes. And Rain Man really is on to something. I can't believe you missed the parallel to Christ's life. RC is a modern day Jonathon Livingston Seagull. It was absolutely brilliant.
None of subtext was lost on me, but the film was garbage. I'm not an uneducated moron, FWIW my degree is in film (not that that automatically makes me a non-moron). The humor was subpar for the children's films that have preceded it. As I stated, the moral is good and the voice cast is good. But that doesn't make it a good film, nor does it make it even remotely enjoyable.

I haven't had an opportunity to see The Aviator, but I'd like to.
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Old 12-29-2004, 11:49 AM   #19
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On a side note, my favorite movie was a six-year old was "The Love Bug" about the lovable personified Volkswegen Beetle. I remember engaging in serious discussions with my older sister about whether the film would have worked if they had cast a different car such as a station wagon in the lead role.
I bet "The Love Wagon" would have been a hit with teenagers, but not with kids.
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Old 12-29-2004, 11:53 AM   #20
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Children's movies are supposed to be entertaining for families, as well. When you make a movie ONLY for young children, they tank because the parents don't want to see it, too. Finding Nemo, Shrek, Toy Story... all of these have entertainment value for everyone. There's simple child humor the kids will love and some good amount of subtle humor for the grown ups. While the parents may not want to see those films, they don't not want to see them. Racing Stripes had only the humor intended for the very young. And six MAY be pushing the envelope... not sure there.
Ok. was just razzing you anyway.
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Old 12-29-2004, 11:53 AM   #21
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Old 12-29-2004, 12:01 PM   #22
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What'd you think of The Aviator?
I don't want to spoil it for anyone, but my favorite part of The Aviator was when Howard Hughes bought that racing zebra.
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Old 12-29-2004, 12:23 PM   #23
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With no offense to anybody intended, I generally tend to take reviews of children's films with a grain of salt.

When I was a brand new Daddy, I was complaining to my best friend's dad about the fact that my wife had bought a couple of Barney video tapes. Said I, "Man, I can't believe that she's got him watching Barney. I freakin' hate Barney!"

And Dave looked over at me and said, "Good. It isn't meant to entertain you... but if it entertains your son, teaches him a couple of things, and doesn't interfere with any of the values you're trying to instill in him, what's the problem?"

Personally, I now find that I have more problems with children's films that try to cater to adults than anything. For instance, in Shrek 2, the fairy godmother is making a potion and pours in "Lust"... and that bothers me as a parent. Pick an audience and go for it... but trying to put adult humor in a child's film just isn't something I'm down with.
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Ok. was just razzing you anyway.
With the tone of some of the other posts, it's sometimes hard to tell! Thanks, though.
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Old 12-29-2004, 02:20 PM   #25
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OK, for the job I screened "Racing Stripes" last night... here's a preview: It's the story of a zebra picked up by a farmer and raised as a horse. He then grows up wanting to be, and consequently thinking he is, a race horse. Vocal talent includes Frankie Muniz, Dustin Hoffman, Michael Clark Duncan, Whoopie Goldberg, Snoop Dogg, and David Spade.

Good voice cast, good moral, but it won't be good to anyone over the age of... oh... six.

It's Seabiscuit meets Dr. Doolittle meets a steaming pile of crap.

You sound like you were surprised that this film sucked big time? I could tell 10 seconds into watching the trailer that this thing was garbage.
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Old 12-29-2004, 09:21 PM   #26
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You sound like you were surprised that this film sucked big time? I could tell 10 seconds into watching the trailer that this thing was garbage.
Not really, no, but I was surprised at the suckage.
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Old 12-29-2004, 09:31 PM   #27
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Old 12-29-2004, 09:39 PM   #28
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With no offense to anybody intended, I generally tend to take reviews of children's films with a grain of salt.

When I was a brand new Daddy, I was complaining to my best friend's dad about the fact that my wife had bought a couple of Barney video tapes. Said I, "Man, I can't believe that she's got him watching Barney. I freakin' hate Barney!"

And Dave looked over at me and said, "Good. It isn't meant to entertain you... but if it entertains your son, teaches him a couple of things, and doesn't interfere with any of the values you're trying to instill in him, what's the problem?"

Personally, I now find that I have more problems with children's films that try to cater to adults than anything. For instance, in Shrek 2, the fairy godmother is making a potion and pours in "Lust"... and that bothers me as a parent. Pick an audience and go for it... but trying to put adult humor in a child's film just isn't something I'm down with.
Hmm, I can agree with some of this. But most of the adult jokes in Shrek 2, kids wouldn't get anyway. I thought Shrek 2 was good in making it easier for adults to take their children and younger siblings as both could enjoy them on different levels. Instead of the usual shitty 90 minutes of wasting time, while the lil one's are having a good time.
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Non... FWIW my degree is in film (not that that automatically makes me a non-moron). ....
In fact indications would be just the opposite. You know like the jock with the degree in Athletics.
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Hmm, I can agree with some of this. But most of the adult jokes in Shrek 2, kids wouldn't get anyway. I thought Shrek 2 was good in making it easier for adults to take their children and younger siblings as both could enjoy them on different levels. Instead of the usual shitty 90 minutes of wasting time, while the lil one's are having a good time.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to start a boycott of Shrek 2 or anything... it is just that I had watched it earlier yesterday night, so it was the example that popped immediately to mind.
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