The 40 virgins in heaven thing - Page 2

blsilks · 02:04 PM

Can somebody explain to me why these terrorists think that when they die, they will go to heaven and have 40 virgins waiting for them?

First of all, I didnt even know that they had sex in heaven and that it was neccessary to reproduce in heaven.

Second of all, what if the 40 women think your ugly and you are all trying to get busy with them. Being in a place with 40 women who don't like you can probably turn in to hell very quick.

Finally, if your are horney enough, 40 virgins wouldn't last one night. We are talking about eternity here. What do you do when you run out of virgins?

Perhaps the terrorists should rethink this whole 40 virgins thing.

Mr. Laz · 12-29-2004, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by blsilks

Can somebody explain to me why these terrorists think that when they die, they will go to heaven and have 40 virgins waiting for them?

First of all, I didnt even know that they had sex in heaven and that it was neccessary to reproduce in heaven.

Second of all, what if the 40 women think your ugly and you are all trying to get busy with them. Being in a place with 40 women who don't like you can probably turn in to hell very quick.

Finally, if your are horney enough, 40 virgins wouldn't last one night. We are talking about eternity here. What do you do when you run out of virgins?

Perhaps the terrorists should rethink this whole 40 virgins thing.

because when people start "interpreting" religion, it's flawed, because humans themselves are flawed.

73 virgins in heaven

GOD is on "our side" (take your pick, all the leaders say it, Bush,Saydam etc)

homosexuality is evil

the fighting Irish are "GOD's team"

it's all bullchit religion crap

blsilks · 12-29-2004, 02:08 PM

I think they got a porno about 72 guys and a female virgin.

**Rain Man** · 12-29-2004, 02:11 PM

If it was me, I would prefer that they not be virgins. At least one person in the room should know what they're doing.

|Zach| · 12-29-2004, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

If it was me, I would prefer that they not be virgins. At least one person in the room should know what they're doing.

Sounds like you more so want a sexual technical advisor to be in the room.

**Donger** · 12-29-2004, 03:56 PM

After about a dozen or so virgins, you'd want to call in a pro.

Eleazar · 12-29-2004, 03:56 PM

If justice is served they won't be virgins and Jose Lima will have been with all 40 of them.

**morphius** · 12-29-2004, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

If it was me, I would prefer that they not be virgins. At least one person in the room should know what they're doing.

Ahh, but if they are all virgins they will not know that you are doing it wrong and wouldn't know to complain.

jcroft · 12-29-2004, 03:57 PM

Terrorists have an exclusive set of beliefs? I didn't even know they were organized into one group. I thought there were American terrorists, Middle-eastern terrorists, African terrorists, and many others. I thought there were Christian terrorists, Islamic terrorists, Muslim terrorists, etc.

Now all terrorists have the same beliefs? Crafty, those terrorists!

|Zach| · 12-29-2004, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by jcroft

Terrorists have an exclusive set of beliefs? I didn't even know they were organized into one group. I thought there were American terrorists, Middle-eastern terrorists, African terrorists, and many others. I thought there were Christian terrorists, Islamic terrorists, Muslim terrorists, etc.

Now all terrorists have the same beliefs? Crafty, those terrorists!

This post is very well thought out.

I have no idea why it is on CP.

jcroft · 12-29-2004, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by ZachKC

This post is very well thought out.

I have no idea why it is on CP.

Haha.

I know this thread was meant as humor (and it is funny, too), but it just bothers me when people use the word "terrorist" to mean "muslim" or something similar. It makes me wonder if everyone's forgotten the Unabomber and Oklahoma City.

R&GHomer · 12-29-2004, 04:06 PM

One or two virgins to begin with would be nice. I for one would get sick and tired of hearing all the damn whining… It’s tooo big, That hurts, I have feelings, Slow down.. blah, blah, blah. I just want to get in there and knock it out. Then I can roll over, smoke a cigarette, finish off my last can of beer and go to sleep.

|Zach| · 12-29-2004, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by jcroft

Haha.

I know this thread was meant as humor (and it is funny, too), but it just bothers me when people use the word "terrorist" to mean "muslim" or something similar. It makes me wonder if everyone's forgotten the Unabomber and Oklahoma City.

Couldn't agree with you more...

**Predarat** · 12-29-2004, 04:09 PM

I wonder what would happen if Tubgirl were one of the virgins?

|Zach| · 12-29-2004, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Predarat

I wonder what would happen if Tubgirl were one of the virgins?

who?

R&GHomer · 12-29-2004, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Predarat

I wonder what would happen if Tubgirl were one of the virgins?

Well, I guess it would be to late to kill yourself.

12-29-2004, 01:39 PM
blsilks Starter Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: na Casino cash: $10005010	The 40 virgins in heaven thing Can somebody explain to me why these terrorists think that when they die, they will go to heaven and have 40 virgins waiting for them? First of all, I didnt even know that they had sex in heaven and that it was neccessary to reproduce in heaven. Second of all, what if the 40 women think your ugly and you are all trying to get busy with them. Being in a place with 40 women who don't like you can probably turn in to hell very quick. Finally, if your are horney enough, 40 virgins wouldn't last one night. We are talking about eternity here. What do you do when you run out of virgins? Perhaps the terrorists should rethink this whole 40 virgins thing. Last edited by blsilks; 12-29-2004 at 02:04 PM..
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R&GHomer Veteran Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Olathe Casino cash: $10004900	One or two virgins to begin with would be nice. I for one would get sick and tired of hearing all the damn whining… It’s tooo big, That hurts, I have feelings, Slow down.. blah, blah, blah. I just want to get in there and knock it out. Then I can roll over, smoke a cigarette, finish off my last can of beer and go to sleep. __________________ Tod Haley: "I just want to coach well, have our team play well and make this city proud of us again."
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