Funny college stories. - Page 2

|Zach| · 01-14-2005, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by SDChiefsfan

Damn, two friggin' nights in my life...can't a guy get a second, er third chance around here?

I'll just start by putting Frazod, TJ, Skip, and Zach on iggy; that'll take care of 90% of it.

The guy calls us out all the time and know he wants us on ignore. I just need a little consistency in my life.

|Zach| · 01-14-2005, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

So, uh... who cleaned up the shit?

Not my party...didnt want to stick aorund to find out...a couple of her girlfriends saw her and start to try and take care of her. We didnt leave her there or anything.

Demonpenz · 01-14-2005, 04:30 PM

One time i was coming back from a bar walking, and you know when your a kid and you pretend to "Dunk" on tree's or whatever like your Mike jordan. Well i screamed out Oh Huge dunk by Ray and when i went up to hang on a tree branch it fell, only it was a direct TV dish and the guy was watching TV at the time. He came out and it wasn't pretty, i took a ride in the old Police car that night. Oh and then there was this time when i lit a bunch of black cat fireworks on the ground outside a bar and yelled break yourself fools. No one really broke themselves though

**Mr. Kotter** · 01-14-2005, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by ZachKC

The guy calls us out all the time and know he wants us on ignore. I just need a little consistency in my life.

Now, not "know"....now, Zachey poo.

**Bearcat** · 01-14-2005, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by ZachKC

She was really good looking...I mean before the shitting.

The Whitney I knew at NW was an RA (and was really good looking, too), so she doesn't really fit your story..... on the other hand, I don't know many people that would fit the "take a sh*t in the living room and pass out" story.

MOhillbilly · 01-14-2005, 04:31 PM

i used to beat the shit out of college kids cause they thought they could use big words in bars and get away w/ it.

|Zach| · 01-14-2005, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Bearcat

The Whitney I knew at NW was an RA (and was really good looking, too), so she doesn't really fit your story..... on the other hand, I don't know many people that would fit the "take a sh*t in the living room and pass out" story.

Ya I wonder what someone would have to do to project that while walking on campus short of having shit in their pants.

MOhillbilly · 01-14-2005, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by ZachKC

We both looked at eachother laughing but then she decideds to squat down and take a crap right there in this carpeted room...she then fell asleep right there.

...

get any?

**cdcox** · 01-14-2005, 04:34 PM

After I finished studying for a P.Chem. quiz one evening a roommate and I decided to tip a few. A few turned into several and I was moderately toasted when I went to bed.

So I wake up in the morning and it is time for class to start. The quiz was scheduled for the end of class and I figure I probably had time to at least get some partial credit. So I throw some clothes on not bothering with persoal hygine and burst into the classroom with 5 minutes left in the class. I explain to the prof (he was oriental, just so you can imagine what followed) that I overslept and says in a loud voice "Have you been drinking?... Don't worry about the quiz, go back to your drinking!"

Guess I should have at least brushed my teeth.

**Mr. Kotter** · 01-14-2005, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by MOhillbilly

i used to beat the shit out of college kids cause they thought they could use big words in bars and get away w/ it.

You mercilessly and brutally physically assaulted college students who attempted to impress you with their vocabulary in alcohol serving establishments--ones who surmised they might be able to do it with impugnity?

MOhillbilly · 01-14-2005, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

You fuggin' misanthrope.

ill kill ya!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

|Zach| · 01-14-2005, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by MOhillbilly

i used to beat the shit out of college kids cause they thought they could use big words in bars and get away w/ it.

David. · 01-14-2005, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by ZachKC

ha, that's exactly what I thought of.

|Zach| · 01-14-2005, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by MOhillbilly

get any?

Sorry to dissapoint...

MOhillbilly · 01-14-2005, 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by ZachKC

i dumb and dont know what this means............

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cdcox www.nfl-forecast.com Join Date: Sep 2000 Casino cash: $2111769	After I finished studying for a P.Chem. quiz one evening a roommate and I decided to tip a few. A few turned into several and I was moderately toasted when I went to bed. So I wake up in the morning and it is time for class to start. The quiz was scheduled for the end of class and I figure I probably had time to at least get some partial credit. So I throw some clothes on not bothering with persoal hygine and burst into the classroom with 5 minutes left in the class. I explain to the prof (he was oriental, just so you can imagine what followed) that I overslept and says in a loud voice "Have you been drinking?... Don't worry about the quiz, go back to your drinking!" Guess I should have at least brushed my teeth.
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