What's the Biggest Lie... - Page 2

Spicy McHaggis · 02-04-2005, 04:08 PM

You've ever told to a girl (or guy for the ladies) in order to hook up with them? I had a friend who I went to a party in Oregon with who spoke with an Irish accent and claimed to be from Dublin all night so this one girl would sleep with him. I bet him it wouldn't work. I lost.

**Mr. Kotter** · 02-04-2005, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by bunnytrdr

That is the first one that I thought of.

Thankfully, none of 'em ever pulled that "Paradise by the Dashboard Lights" crap on me...heh.

Beatlemanu · 02-04-2005, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by SDChiefsfan

"I love you"

....I can't believe no one else has said it; rather, is willing to admit it....

I figured everyone had said that one, so I didn't bother...

Calcountry · 02-04-2005, 04:32 PM

If the chick has a rack, you say, "you have a really nice personality, thats why I like you, really. Oh, and you are soooo smart."

Demonpenz · 02-04-2005, 04:46 PM

let me let me let me

**Mr. Kotter** · 02-04-2005, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

I suggest when you find yourself at a bar where someone's singing that song at karaoke, insert some well timed "Hell No!"s. I find it's real popular with the ladies.

Before we go any further, do you love me? Hell no!
Will you love me forever, do you need me Hell no!
Will you never leave me, will you make so happy for the rest of my life, will you take me away will make your wife?
Will you love me Hell no!

etc.

Damn; honesty works with some.....who'd have thunk it?

**Mr. Kotter** · 02-04-2005, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Heh... one time a buddy of mine was all drunk and pokin' some broad... I guess partway through she got his attention and this exchange took place...

Her: "Do you even know my name?"
Him: "No."
Her: "Does it matter?"
Him: "No."

Similarly, a buddy of mine...same situation, he claimed:

Her: "Do you like me?"
Him: "Well....I could get to like you."
Her: "Don't bother."
Him: "What? Why....this is....nice."
Her: "I'm just horny; and tryin' to make my boyfriend jealous."
Him: "Oh....good; same here."

**Mr. Kotter** · 02-04-2005, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

He was trying to make his boyfriend jealous, too?

No kidding.

Big Chief Homer · 02-04-2005, 07:11 PM

Married?!?!?me!?!?!ummm,NO

chiefs4me · 02-04-2005, 07:53 PM

Oh honey, I've never seen anyone bigger...

Darkwolfe · 02-04-2005, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

I would never lie to a woman.

In stentorian foghorn tones:

B. S.

**Fire Me Boy!** · 02-04-2005, 10:00 PM

I'm a cornerback for the Chiefs.

It didn't work.

Spott · 02-04-2005, 10:02 PM

I used to tell women I was a CP moderator. For some reason, that line only seemed to work on fat chicks.

Barret · 02-04-2005, 10:16 PM

I'll still respect you in the morning.

Does that count???

SCTrojan · 02-04-2005, 10:22 PM

I know this is a little sick, but a buddy of mine and I had two girls convinced that he was deaf and I was translating his signing into words. He took one of them home. The other girl said she had to get back to her boyfriend. Come to think of it, maybe she was giving me a line.

Joe Seahawk · 02-04-2005, 10:23 PM

"don't worry.. I'll give you a warning"

02-04-2005, 04:08 PM
Spicy McHaggis Keep 'er Movin' Join Date: Sep 2004 Casino cash: $9905359	What's the Biggest Lie... You've ever told to a girl (or guy for the ladies) in order to hook up with them? I had a friend who I went to a party in Oregon with who spoke with an Irish accent and claimed to be from Dublin all night so this one girl would sleep with him. I bet him it wouldn't work. I lost.
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SCTrojan Veteran Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Across the park Casino cash: $6019719	I know this is a little sick, but a buddy of mine and I had two girls convinced that he was deaf and I was translating his signing into words. He took one of them home. The other girl said she had to get back to her boyfriend. Come to think of it, maybe she was giving me a line.
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