Women are evil....the proof - Page 2

Hydrae · 07-13-2005, 01:57 PM

Mathematics Prove Girls are Evil!

Today, I shall illustrate the evilness of the woman! Proven by modern mathematics! This will be short and sweet, but none the less, very enlightening.

First, we assume that all girls take time and money.

Girls = Time x Money

Furthermore, we take the statement, "Time is money", and we get:

Time = Money

Girls = Money x Money

Girls = Money^2

Moreover, the statement, "Money is the root of all evil" means that:

Evil = the square root of money

Girls = (Evil)^1/2 (Evil)^1/2

which reduces to...

Girls = Evil

Ah hah! We have proof of the evil witches who are plotting the demise of the male population! Take that woman!

KChiefsQT · 07-13-2005, 04:36 PM

Evil... I'll show u evil...

hahaha... yes this statement is true... women are evil, including myself.

**Rain Man** · 07-13-2005, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DRU

Well, I hate to say it cuz I think women are evil too...but this doesn't really work. If women take time AND money, that would be time + money, not time * money. So that screws up the entire equation.

So according to your interpretation, women are twice the square root of evil. That means that if evil is less than 4, women are worse than evil.

keg in kc · 07-13-2005, 04:51 PM

Women are evil? Really?

Hmm. First I've heard of that.

Hammock Parties · 07-13-2005, 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kchiefsqt

Evil... I'll show u evil...

hahaha... yes this statement is true... women are evil, including myself.

Please don't go chiefs4me on us...

**Skip Towne** · 07-13-2005, 05:12 PM

That JennyGump is REALLY evil. She picks on old people.

Hammock Parties · 07-13-2005, 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skip Towne

That JennyGump is REALLY evil. She picks on old people.

Did she rape you?

KChiefsQT · 07-13-2005, 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gochiefs

Please don't go chiefs4me on us...

NEVER!!

**Rain Man** · 07-13-2005, 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gochiefs

Did she rape you?

She didn't. That's why he's upset.

osumatt · 07-14-2005, 09:53 PM

Based on your precepts you are, indeed, correct. But I believe that one
of your givens is incorrect. Since we know that girls aren't evil (at
least not all the time) and that girls really do take time and money,
your step before "money is evil" is then correct:

2
Girls = Money

The next statement is obvious to any man, but less so to a woman. Just
so it's clear, I will spell it out:

Girls = Sex

And from this, we can derive another equation through substitution:

2
Sex = Money

Which is the basic equation governing the contractual relationship that
we call marriage.

Now, as we all know, the move to a "Free Agent" economy is pretty much
inevitable. Free Agents are persons who have a working relationship that
is not exclusive, and where the more common laws of economics (supply
vs. demand) come into play more strongly (i.e., higher elasticity of
supply) because the ties that bind buyers and sellers are weaker. This
is, of course, agreeable with the principles of Free Market Economics -
reducing or eliminating artificial barriers to entry.

More and more workers are working from home in their pajamas doing
"freelance" work for different employers who need their strogly focused
skills. If we remove contractual relationships from the marriage
equation (above), we find that women working from home in their pajamas
and removing artificial barriers to entry (like taking out the trash),
especially if they have focused strongly on developing certain skills,
provide an inherently more efficient economy:

Sex = Money

This would increase the economic efficiency of the system exponentially,
which after the multiplication factor means that the average amount of
disposable funds (beer money) available to those below the poverty level
would increase dramatically, with similar effects on both the middle
class and the wealthy.

So, in order to end world hunger and make the world a better place, we
should move away from marriage to a "free agent" system of prostitution.
All men would then be strongly encouraged in times of economic hardship
to increase consumption, i.e., two or three at a time if they are up to
it.

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Hydrae MVP Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Newport, Or Casino cash: $1137000	Women are evil....the proof Mathematics Prove Girls are Evil! Today, I shall illustrate the evilness of the woman! Proven by modern mathematics! This will be short and sweet, but none the less, very enlightening. First, we assume that all girls take time and money. Girls = Time x Money Furthermore, we take the statement, "Time is money", and we get: Time = Money Girls = Money x Money Girls = Money^2 Moreover, the statement, "Money is the root of all evil" means that: Evil = the square root of money Girls = (Evil)^1/2 (Evil)^1/2 which reduces to... Girls = Evil Ah hah! We have proof of the evil witches who are plotting the demise of the male population! Take that woman!
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07-14-2005, 09:53 PM	#24
osumatt Starter Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Tulsa, OK, USA Casino cash: $2179679	Based on your precepts you are, indeed, correct. But I believe that one of your givens is incorrect. Since we know that girls aren't evil (at least not all the time) and that girls really do take time and money, your step before "money is evil" is then correct: 2 Girls = Money The next statement is obvious to any man, but less so to a woman. Just so it's clear, I will spell it out: Girls = Sex And from this, we can derive another equation through substitution: 2 Sex = Money Which is the basic equation governing the contractual relationship that we call marriage. Now, as we all know, the move to a "Free Agent" economy is pretty much inevitable. Free Agents are persons who have a working relationship that is not exclusive, and where the more common laws of economics (supply vs. demand) come into play more strongly (i.e., higher elasticity of supply) because the ties that bind buyers and sellers are weaker. This is, of course, agreeable with the principles of Free Market Economics - reducing or eliminating artificial barriers to entry. More and more workers are working from home in their pajamas doing "freelance" work for different employers who need their strogly focused skills. If we remove contractual relationships from the marriage equation (above), we find that women working from home in their pajamas and removing artificial barriers to entry (like taking out the trash), especially if they have focused strongly on developing certain skills, provide an inherently more efficient economy: Sex = Money This would increase the economic efficiency of the system exponentially, which after the multiplication factor means that the average amount of disposable funds (beer money) available to those below the poverty level would increase dramatically, with similar effects on both the middle class and the wealthy. So, in order to end world hunger and make the world a better place, we should move away from marriage to a "free agent" system of prostitution. All men would then be strongly encouraged in times of economic hardship to increase consumption, i.e., two or three at a time if they are up to it. __________________ OSUMATT GO POKES!!! "It's America's classical music ... this becomes our tradition ...the bottom line of any country in the world is what did we contribute to the world? ... we contributed Louis Armstrong" Tony Bennett
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