MXC on SPike TV - Page 2

KChiefsQT · 08-05-2005, 12:42 AM

I don't quite know why this show makes me laugh as hard as I do, but I love it.... has anyone seen it? If you have.... do you get a kick out of it as well or is my humor somehow twisted??

KCTitus · 08-05-2005, 08:28 AM

the dubbed play by play and commentary is very funny...I like the show. You can OD on it though.

Sam · 08-05-2005, 08:34 AM

I love that show! My g/f turned me on to it, she's the best. It is Japanese at the core but they have shot a few episodes in the US. It used to be on quite a lot but they've cut it back to mainly Thursday nights now. Last night it was preempted until 10:00 by some movie and I didn't stay up that late.

tyton75 · 08-05-2005, 08:38 AM

I love that show, but its best in small doses

carlos3652 · 08-05-2005, 08:41 AM

Funniest show on Spike...

every time I watch it...

DJay23 · 08-05-2005, 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCTitus

the dubbed play by play and commentary is very funny...I like the show. You can OD on it though.

The two funniest aspects of the show are the commentary/names/jobs they give people.

The other is the fact that these Japanese people go all out in these events, twist their leg in teh completely wrong direction, then pop up with an, "aw shucks" grin on their face as they limp with their foot pointing toward their posterior.

Sam · 08-05-2005, 09:32 AM

Watching it, you have think that in some of these stunts the contestants have to be seriously injured.

“What are these people running from? They’re not! They’re running to – the world’s toughest competition in town. Tonight, it’s people who make reality tv versus animal specialists. It’s the classic battle of the unscripted versus the untamed. So get fired up for MXC, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge. And now, sitting at the top of our food chain, it’s Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano.”

http://www.realitytvtalk.com/forums/...&threadid=8342

I love this stuff...

Vic: “First up for the Animal Lovers is Cyril Kanz.”
The Captain blows his whistle and motions to Cyril to step up and take the cable.
Cyril: “I’m unflappable.”
Vic: “Cyril’s a Flamingo Fluffer at the Key West Aviary. There’s a nice take-off, knees up in a flutter –ohh and he beaks himself into the fluids.”
Kenny: “Which is runoff from the Tijuana Zoo.”
Vic: “Right you are Ken.”

Lee: “Whee hee hee.”
Vic: “And here’s Lee Larson, executive producer of Who Wants to Marry My Ugly Daughter?”
Kenny: “I felt sorry for the guy who won.”
Vic: “And I feel sorry for Lee! She’s into the fluid. Let’s take another look at that, Ken. (Action replay.) Oh there you see a good release but right there, she leads with her face.”
Kenny: “Too bad she didn’t have Velcro on her forehead.”
Vic: “Ahh, luck of the genetic draw, Ken.”

Howard: “I smell victory.”
Vic: “Here’s Howard Carter. He designs kid friendly scratch and sniff zoo maps.”
Kenny: “It’s all the great smells of the zoo without the stupid animals.”
Howard has successfully swung & stuck to the window.
Vic: “Right you are Ken and I smell a winner. The Zoo folks are in the lead.”

Latisha (whiny voice): “I’m a winner.”
Vic: “Here’s Latisha Felina, the winner of Meet My Pimp.”
Kenny: “Yeah, her pimp was cool. He hardly ever hit her.”
Vic: “Oh she hit that water hard though, Ken.”
Kenny: “Oh she’s getting totally hosed.”
A lackey hoses the losers when they fall in the muddy water.
Vic: “Let’s find out what went wrong.”

Latisha is interviewed by Guy LeDouche. She says, “I just got these new rubber implants and when I get worked up they get bigger. It throws off my balance. Let me show you.”
Guy: “I’ll get worked up with you.”
Latisha pants. “Okay. Huh huh huh.”
Guy: “Anh hah – Guy is getting bigger.”

Linda: “V for victory.”
Vic: “Next up Linda Fahdass. She’s a pachydermatologist. She makes sunscreens and salves for elephants.”
Kenny: “Yeah nothing worse than a bull elephant with a sunburned trunk.”
Vic: “Wouldn’t know Ken, but she is taking her time up there. Finally the Captain gets her going, a good swing, oh and she tumbles into the TJ Zoo Goo."
Kenny: “That’s our MXC Impact Replay. Here she cups her knees, into a naughty tusker, then into a runny trunk. but loses her grip. Oh a little too much salve on her hands.”
Vic: “Right you are Ken.”

Jack: “Bring it on baby!”
Vic: “Here’s Jack Nekro. He’s the winner of the reality show Buried Alive. There’s a good take-off, a 360 groper, oh and he embalms himself on that pane, Ken."
Ken: Oh that’d be cool to have giant teeth like that, wouldn’t it?”
Vic: “Right you are.”

Randall: “I’m a winner.”
Vic: “Here’s Randall Peterson. He makes ratsicles and piglet pops for upscale snake owners.”
Kenny: “I like mine with sprinkles.”
Vic: “O look at that! He has sprinkled a victory. Let’s take another look at that Ken.” (Impact replay) He starts off there. It’s all a little Twisty McFisty, and there into a single D Melvin and he makes it stick."
Ken: “And a textbook wedgie."
Vic: “Right you ARE, Ken.”

Kibbe: (makes a ululating noise)
Vic: “Here’s Kibbe Babbaganoosh, creator of Taxicab Makeovers."
Kenny: “I hear they went over budget on razors and air fresheners.”
Vic: “Looks like he’s gonna stick. Oh no he’s not. He’s into the fluid. And that does it. The Reality Team comes up short. The Zoo Team wins the first round, one to nothing.”

http://mxc.moonfruit.com/

ChiefsFire · 08-05-2005, 12:19 PM

swinging nards of death are awesome

love that show

always seems to be on when i get home from a nite of enjoying afew brrrs tons of laughs

Pants · 08-05-2005, 01:27 PM

Yep, that show is the shit. I think we discussed this A LONG time ago, good to see people still like it.

chiefs4me · 08-05-2005, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kchiefsqt

I don't quite know why this show makes me laugh as hard as I do, but I love it.... has anyone seen it? If you have.... do you get a kick out of it as well or is my humor somehow twisted??

bitch

Judge Smails · 08-05-2005, 08:50 PM

My favorite:
Nice catch

I love that she's crying in the interview. It's my sadist nature to love this stuff.

Valiant · 08-05-2005, 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kchiefsqt

I don't quite know why this show makes me laugh as hard as I do, but I love it.... has anyone seen it? If you have.... do you get a kick out of it as well or is my humor somehow twisted??

Is that still on, havent seen it for a while...

Valiant · 08-05-2005, 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJay23

The two funniest aspects of the show are the commentary/names/jobs they give people.

The other is the fact that these Japanese people go all out in these events, twist their leg in teh completely wrong direction, then pop up with an, "aw shucks" grin on their face as they limp with their foot pointing toward their posterior.

This is the same culture that also gets on tv just to get whale semen shoved down their throat to win a video game... They do some whacked out shit for entertainment there...

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08-05-2005, 08:28 AM	#16
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08-05-2005, 08:34 AM	#17
Sam Starter Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Liberty, MO Casino cash: $10004900	I love that show! My g/f turned me on to it, she's the best. It is Japanese at the core but they have shot a few episodes in the US. It used to be on quite a lot but they've cut it back to mainly Thursday nights now. Last night it was preempted until 10:00 by some movie and I didn't stay up that late.
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08-05-2005, 08:38 AM	#18
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08-05-2005, 08:41 AM	#19
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08-05-2005, 09:32 AM	#21
Sam Starter Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Liberty, MO Casino cash: $10004900	Watching it, you have think that in some of these stunts the contestants have to be seriously injured. “What are these people running from? They’re not! They’re running to – the world’s toughest competition in town. Tonight, it’s people who make reality tv versus animal specialists. It’s the classic battle of the unscripted versus the untamed. So get fired up for MXC, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge. And now, sitting at the top of our food chain, it’s Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano.” http://www.realitytvtalk.com/forums/...&threadid=8342 I love this stuff... Vic: “First up for the Animal Lovers is Cyril Kanz.” The Captain blows his whistle and motions to Cyril to step up and take the cable. Cyril: “I’m unflappable.” Vic: “Cyril’s a Flamingo Fluffer at the Key West Aviary. There’s a nice take-off, knees up in a flutter –ohh and he beaks himself into the fluids.” Kenny: “Which is runoff from the Tijuana Zoo.” Vic: “Right you are Ken.” Lee: “Whee hee hee.” Vic: “And here’s Lee Larson, executive producer of Who Wants to Marry My Ugly Daughter?” Kenny: “I felt sorry for the guy who won.” Vic: “And I feel sorry for Lee! She’s into the fluid. Let’s take another look at that, Ken. (Action replay.) Oh there you see a good release but right there, she leads with her face.” Kenny: “Too bad she didn’t have Velcro on her forehead.” Vic: “Ahh, luck of the genetic draw, Ken.” Howard: “I smell victory.” Vic: “Here’s Howard Carter. He designs kid friendly scratch and sniff zoo maps.” Kenny: “It’s all the great smells of the zoo without the stupid animals.” Howard has successfully swung & stuck to the window. Vic: “Right you are Ken and I smell a winner. The Zoo folks are in the lead.” Latisha (whiny voice): “I’m a winner.” Vic: “Here’s Latisha Felina, the winner of Meet My Pimp.” Kenny: “Yeah, her pimp was cool. He hardly ever hit her.” Vic: “Oh she hit that water hard though, Ken.” Kenny: “Oh she’s getting totally hosed.” A lackey hoses the losers when they fall in the muddy water. Vic: “Let’s find out what went wrong.” Latisha is interviewed by Guy LeDouche. She says, “I just got these new rubber implants and when I get worked up they get bigger. It throws off my balance. Let me show you.” Guy: “I’ll get worked up with you.” Latisha pants. “Okay. Huh huh huh.” Guy: “Anh hah – Guy is getting bigger.” Linda: “V for victory.” Vic: “Next up Linda Fahdass. She’s a pachydermatologist. She makes sunscreens and salves for elephants.” Kenny: “Yeah nothing worse than a bull elephant with a sunburned trunk.” Vic: “Wouldn’t know Ken, but she is taking her time up there. Finally the Captain gets her going, a good swing, oh and she tumbles into the TJ Zoo Goo." Kenny: “That’s our MXC Impact Replay. Here she cups her knees, into a naughty tusker, then into a runny trunk. but loses her grip. Oh a little too much salve on her hands.” Vic: “Right you are Ken.” Jack: “Bring it on baby!” Vic: “Here’s Jack Nekro. He’s the winner of the reality show Buried Alive. There’s a good take-off, a 360 groper, oh and he embalms himself on that pane, Ken." Ken: Oh that’d be cool to have giant teeth like that, wouldn’t it?” Vic: “Right you are.” Randall: “I’m a winner.” Vic: “Here’s Randall Peterson. He makes ratsicles and piglet pops for upscale snake owners.” Kenny: “I like mine with sprinkles.” Vic: “O look at that! He has sprinkled a victory. Let’s take another look at that Ken.” (Impact replay) He starts off there. It’s all a little Twisty McFisty, and there into a single D Melvin and he makes it stick." Ken: “And a textbook wedgie." Vic: “Right you ARE, Ken.” Kibbe: (makes a ululating noise) Vic: “Here’s Kibbe Babbaganoosh, creator of Taxicab Makeovers." Kenny: “I hear they went over budget on razors and air fresheners.” Vic: “Looks like he’s gonna stick. Oh no he’s not. He’s into the fluid. And that does it. The Reality Team comes up short. The Zoo Team wins the first round, one to nothing.” http://mxc.moonfruit.com/
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08-05-2005, 12:19 PM	#22
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08-05-2005, 01:27 PM	#23
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08-05-2005, 08:50 PM	#25
Judge Smails Starter Join Date: Jan 2004 Casino cash: $3015117	My favorite: Nice catch I love that she's crying in the interview. It's my sadist nature to love this stuff.
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