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Old 07-06-2006, 02:09 PM  
Mr. Laz Mr. Laz is offline
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Singing and Pooping

5 year old little girl who always sings when she poops


heh ... walk by the closed bathroom door and if you hear singing you know that it's poopin' time.

she doesn't sing in the bathroom any other time.


anyone have a singing poop artist??



lol ... i wonder if she can go on the show "america's got talent"


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Old 07-06-2006, 04:36 PM   #16
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Kind of a corrolary to this, I walked into a public bathroom today and a guy was talking on his cell phone while taking a crap. He didn't seem to mind that I was in there. How does that fit into the whole rules of bathroom etiquette thing?
That's funny. Almost as funny as the time a guy in the next stall was yakking away, aid "hang on a minute", stood up, and I heard a wet "plop" followed by a string of curses.

I wonder if the warranty covered that? Pretty **itty if it didn't.
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Old 07-06-2006, 04:42 PM   #17
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Sometimes I will sneeze when I poop. NO, it does not work the other way.
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Old 07-06-2006, 05:23 PM   #18
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Nope, not singing. My 5 year old boy has been known to yell, "Out demons! OOOOOUUUUTTT!!!" when he takes a poop, though. I love that little freak.
That is so fuggin funny Tuesday my girfriend, her three sisters and two Nieces had come over after getting some fireworks. My youngest son “8” came in and had to use the bathroom. After about two minutes we hear him “urgggghhhhh cooome on, I’ve got things to do… Erggghghghgg, this isn’t fuuuuunny my friends are waaaaiting on meee… grrrugggg. At this point my girlfriends sisters and nieces are just looking at each other like “WHAT THE HELL” I don’t skip a beat… Go on BOY! Tell that turd whose boss. Gawd I love Tom Arnold “Classic”.

Not singing, but damn funny if you ask me.
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Old 07-06-2006, 05:39 PM   #19
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Personally,I don't make it a point to sing when I shit but there have been times when I've screamed louder than Plant's intro to The Immigrant Song.My lil bro,the nurse,tells me I need to drink more water.
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Old 07-06-2006, 05:46 PM   #20
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there's a guy in my office that whispers to himself while talking a piss.

but he'll be done for, like, 5 minutes before he finally zips up and leaves. just stands there whispering to himself.

Not sure why I am even asking this but how do you know he is done pissing?
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Old 07-06-2006, 05:56 PM   #21
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Well, I just attempted a singing while pooping experiment and let me tell you, that's the only way to go!

The number I chose was "Born To Be Wild" by Steppenwolf and poop just flies out your a$$ like little headless bats from a cave. Especially when you go for the high notes in the chorus. It was, by far, the most thrilling and enjoyable poopation I've ever experienced.

I strongly recommend it and urge each and every Planeteer to try it right away!

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