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Old 07-14-2006, 01:17 PM  
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So I was eating Burger King today, and I found this...
And needless to say, I kept spitting my whopper out from laughing.

Dane Cook on Burger King

And then I stumbled on this...

Dane Cooks "First Time"

And this...

Dane Cook on The Price is Right


I had never seen these, so maybe you haven't either!
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Old 07-14-2006, 05:18 PM   #16
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Dane is funny, but nowhere as near as funny as people make him out to be. He masks his weak material with over an over the top delivery, and he's a joke thief, and for that he must suffer the fate of being friends with Jay Davis.
That pretty much perfectly describes him.
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Old 07-14-2006, 05:37 PM   #17
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My first choice of contemporary actors/comedians to stab in the face would be Jack Black. I can’t even stand to look at that guy for more than 5 minutes without wanting to throw my TV onto the street.
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Old 07-14-2006, 07:41 PM   #18
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Dane Cook is awsome. I saw him at Penn State a couple months ago, he draws a crowd.
Wow, you went to the obscenely huge show during Tourgasm? With like 7500 people?
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Old 07-14-2006, 07:42 PM   #19
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Its the SUperFInger. When a regular bird just wont do.
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Old 07-14-2006, 09:47 PM   #20
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Wow, you went to the obscenely huge show during Tourgasm? With like 7500 people?
I was indeed there. Went to The Crowbar and saw a local band and slugged mico-brews after.

The show had more than 7,500 people I think. The Bryce Jordan Center holds up to 12,000 if I'm not mistaken and it was packed.

Good times.
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Old 07-14-2006, 10:04 PM   #21
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I only watched the first two, and most of it I don't really get. I have a strange sense of humor though.

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Old 07-14-2006, 10:22 PM   #22
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"First Time" was funny; that is all. The rest of his performances were horrible. You can see better material during amateur hour at your local comedy club. He should die.
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Old 07-14-2006, 11:31 PM   #23
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"First Time" was funny; that is all. The rest of his performances were horrible. You can see better material during amateur hour at your local comedy club. He should die.
He's like a metrosexual 12 year old Louis Black...
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Old 07-15-2006, 05:37 AM   #24
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Old 07-15-2006, 06:12 AM   #25
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He masks his weak material with over an over the top delivery,
A'la Andrew Dice Clay
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Old 07-15-2006, 07:28 AM   #26
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That guy sucks.
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Old 07-15-2006, 09:14 AM   #27
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i wonder if i don't like him because he is good looking. i like my comics balding and ugly
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Old 07-15-2006, 09:19 AM   #28
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Eh, I think he's pretty funny.
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Old 07-15-2006, 09:23 AM   #29
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Cook is funny. His delivery is half of it....as it is with any good performer.


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Old 07-15-2006, 10:24 AM   #30
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