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Old 01-08-2007, 12:57 PM  
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Help Herm simplify the offense

Herm stated he wants to simplify the offense. Here are my thoughts:

1. Go from zero trick plays to -2 trick plays per game. I don't know if this one is possible, but trick plays tend to confuse both our offense and the opposing defense. Let's keep things simple.

2. Punt on third down. Running three offensive plays in a row causes information overload and is confusing.

3. Eliminate all slant patterns. We don't use them even though they work, and keeping them in the playbook just adds weight.

4. In fact, eliminate all passing plays. The forward pass is over rated and too complicated.

5. Run to the left on every play. That way you only have to have one-half of a good offensive line. We're only two linemen away from being halfway there!

6. Eliminate one of the "huts" before snapping the ball. Always go on "hut one". Keep it simple boys.
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Old 01-08-2007, 01:17 PM   #16
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Old 01-08-2007, 01:18 PM   #17
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I love it. I remember calling out Herm at the beginning of the season for ****ign with the offense..

I got ass raped on this board. Now guess what? Herm is going to **** it up even more!
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Old 01-08-2007, 01:19 PM   #18
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Would it be possible to replace Hall with Colquitt on Kick-offs? Colquitt could field the kick-off, then immediately punt.
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Old 01-08-2007, 01:21 PM   #19
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Would it be possible to replace Hall with Colquitt on Kick-offs? Colquitt could field the kick-off, then immediately punt.


An excellent strategy, Mr. trndobrd.

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Old 01-08-2007, 01:21 PM   #20
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Also, we should eliminate the huddle. What exactly do the Chiefs do in the huddle anyway? Big ass waste of time.
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Old 01-08-2007, 01:22 PM   #21
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Damn, this is a funny thread.

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Old 01-08-2007, 01:24 PM   #22
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I say we really take "you don't try to outscore a team on the road" to heart. Cut the entire offense. Punt for better field position and put the defense out there to win the game. Let's try to be the first team to go 2-2-12.
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Maybe we could get John Tait back for return duties? He ran pretty well with the ball, he's got like a 20-yard rush average.
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Bring Joe Valerio out of retirement. He kicked ass on tackle eligible plays. Better hands than Eddie!
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Herm stated he wants to simplify the offense. Here are my thoughts:

1. Go from zero trick plays to -2 trick plays per game. I don't know if this one is possible, but trick plays tend to confuse both our offense and the opposing defense. Let's keep things simple.

2. Punt on third down. Running three offensive plays in a row causes information overload and is confusing.

3. Eliminate all slant patterns. We don't use them even though they work, and keeping them in the playbook just adds weight.

4. In fact, eliminate all passing plays. The forward pass is over rated and too complicated.

5. Run to the left on every play. That way you only have to have one-half of a good offensive line. We're only two linemen away from being halfway there!

6. Eliminate one of the "huts" before snapping the ball. Always go on "hut one". Keep it simple boys.

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Also, we should eliminate the huddle. What exactly do the Chiefs do in the huddle anyway? Big ass waste of time.

The announcers know the next play, everyone in the stands knows the next play, viewers at home know the next play, the opposing D knows the next play. The QB should just get under center and call the play...

"Blue 24! Blue 24! Hand off to LJ and sweep right! Shields and Weigman, pull right. Blue 24! Hey Linebacker, that's my right, your left. Blue 24! Hut! Hut!"
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The announcers know the next play, everyone in the stands knows the next play, viewers at home know the next play, the opposing D knows the next play. The QB should just get under center and call the play...

"Blue 24! Blue 24! Hand off to LJ and sweep right! Shields and Weigman, pull right. Blue 24! Hey Linebacker, that's my right, your left. Blue 24! Hut! Hut!"
Um. With all respect, Mr. trndobrd, that's too complicated.

Just point where the ball is going.

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Old 01-08-2007, 01:32 PM   #28
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Um. With all respect, Mr. trndobrd, that's too complicated.

Just point where the ball is going.

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I've read that he wants to run fewer plays. Seems simple enough, we could punt on 3rd down instead of waiting for 4th. Over the course of an entire game that could really add up.
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Also, we should eliminate the huddle. What exactly do the Chiefs do in the huddle anyway? Big ass waste of time.
Because huddling helps keep their offense off the field.

For example...

In the Playoff game Saturday night, the Chiefs received the ball with approximately ten minutes left and we were down by two scores. By huddling up and taking our time getting to the huddle, we ran eight plays and ran nearly FOUR MINUTES off the clock. Eliminating the huddle would have left at least two more minutes off the clock....leaving plenty of time for the Colts to score again, likely putting us down by three scores.

It's simple clock management...
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