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Old 01-12-2007, 08:28 PM  
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I'm a loyal fan but I still thought some of these were funny. If someone already posted this, sorry.

Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Kansas City Chiefs.

Q: What do the Kansas City Chiefs and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."

Q: How do you keep a Kansas City Chief out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Where do you go in Kansas City in case of a tornado?
A: To Arrowhead - they never get a touchdown there.

Q: What do you call a Kansas City Chief with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief!!

Q: Why was Herm Edwards upset when the Kansas City Chiefs play book was stolen?
A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it.

Q: What's the difference between the Kansas City Chiefs and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get 4 quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: How many Kansas City Chiefs does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and it appears we will never find out.

Q: What do the Kansas City Chief and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home (and get killed on the road).
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Old 01-12-2007, 08:40 PM   #16
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Old 01-12-2007, 08:43 PM   #17
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When you're done "taking care" of this one make sure nobody finds the body, Ok?
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Old 01-12-2007, 08:45 PM   #18
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Your very welcome. I try to take care of the younger guys.
Shit man, I'm just on here to get a laugh! I'm a bit new to the boards, don't post often but I do read some funny stuff! I'll make sure to do the search from now on, Thx Simplex.
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Old 01-12-2007, 08:45 PM   #19
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[QUOTE=Simplex3]When you're done "taking care" of this one make sure nobody finds the body, Ok?[/QUOTE


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Old 01-12-2007, 08:46 PM   #20
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Old 01-12-2007, 08:48 PM   #21
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Q: What do the Kansas City Chief and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home (and get killed on the road).
lol, That one is a good one, i even laughed, but i don't know if it was because i thought it was funny, or i laughed because i didn't wanna cry lol
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Old 01-12-2007, 08:48 PM   #22
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Old 01-12-2007, 08:49 PM   #23
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Old 01-12-2007, 08:51 PM   #24
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Shit man, I'm just on here to get a laugh! I'm a bit new to the boards, don't post often but I do read some funny stuff! I'll make sure to do the search from now on, Thx Simplex.
Welcome to the Planet. I was just trying to make you feel welcome. I don't talk to people I don't like.
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Old 01-12-2007, 08:53 PM   #26
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Right on dude! Like I said, some funny shit here. Good Times all around!!
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Old 01-12-2007, 08:54 PM   #27
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