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Old 07-03-2007, 06:59 PM  
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Which gender?
Take an everyday object, assign it a gender, and give the reasoning.

A few examples:

Subway - Male - It uses the same old lines to pick people up.

Remote Control - Female - It gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and he doesn't always know which buttons to push, but he keeps on trying.


Examples were borrowed, but there are some very creative people here....
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Old 07-03-2007, 07:22 PM   #16
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Old 07-03-2007, 07:23 PM   #17
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Old 07-03-2007, 07:24 PM   #18
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Old 07-03-2007, 07:31 PM   #19
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Old 07-03-2007, 07:36 PM   #20
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Old 07-03-2007, 07:38 PM   #21
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Old 07-03-2007, 09:40 PM   #22
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Old 07-03-2007, 09:41 PM   #23
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Old 07-03-2007, 10:00 PM   #24
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Old 07-03-2007, 10:01 PM   #25
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Electric Blender... Male...

"Most" men can last on all 3 speeds, while "most" women wind up like a fluffy whip cream substance and fluff out...
I would have said...

Blender - Male - You know you need one, but you're not really sure why.
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Old 07-03-2007, 10:04 PM   #26
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I would have said...

Blender - Male - You know you need one, but you're not really sure why.
All you women need a man for something...

I'm going to regret this remark cause your going to say something off the wall right ???
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Old 07-03-2007, 10:05 PM   #27
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All you women need a man for something...

I'm going to regret this remark cause your going to say something off the wall right ???
I'd say security (not financial security).
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Old 07-03-2007, 10:07 PM   #28
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I'd say security (not financial security).
Well I'll be damn... Your the first female I've ever heard that didn't want a man's money... I'm proud of you...
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Well I'll be damn... Your the first female I've ever heard that didn't want a man's money... I'm proud of you...
I'm surviving just fine on my own.
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Old 07-03-2007, 10:09 PM   #30
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Subway - Male - It uses the same old lines to pick people up.
It's funny that "hey baby wanna become a single parent" never works for me.
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