Can't a man just milk a goat in peace? - Page 2

Ultra Peanut · 08-10-2007, 05:52 PM

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/local/..._Goat_Sex.html

TACOMA, Wash. -- A man accused of having sex with a goat is scheduled to be arraigned today in Tacoma on a charge of animal cruelty.

Charging papers say a witness saw 63-year-old Arthur Lawton having sex with a goat May eighth in a barn at Eatonville's Pioneer Farm Museum where he worked. He said he was trying to milk the goat.

Lawton missed a scheduled arraignment on August third but turned himself in last night to Pierce County sheriff's deputies.

He's the second person charged in the county since the Legislature made bestiality a crime in response to the fatal injury to a man having sex with a horse in Enumclaw.

A man accused of having sex with the family pit bull dog was acquitted in May.

**KcMizzou** · 08-10-2007, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne

Chiefaroo will be along shortly.

Really? I thought that joke would be way too easy.

**Rain Man** · 08-10-2007, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by CHIEF4EVER

What does agreeing or disagreeing with Prostitution have to do with this? Are you implying the old fart wasn't capable of spankin' the ol' monk?

Sometimes we all need a little romance.

StcChief · 08-10-2007, 06:40 PM

Just sick. (in a bad way).

This guy needs castration.

JohnnyV13 · 08-10-2007, 06:47 PM

Remember...according to the bible the christian solution to this problem is to kill both the man AND the goat. Just want to make sure we follow God's law yano.

CHIEF4EVER · 08-10-2007, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyV13

Remember...according to the bible the christian solution to this problem is to kill both the man AND the goat. Just want to make sure we follow God's law yano.

Really? Why don't you show me in one of the 4 Gospels where Christ made this directive.

**KcMizzou** · 08-10-2007, 06:50 PM

Uh Oh, Religion thread.

DUCK AND COVER!!

ChiefaRoo · 08-10-2007, 06:51 PM

Must ... hold.. back...... must resist.........

CHIEF4EVER · 08-10-2007, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou

Uh Oh, Religion thread.

DUCK AND COVER!!

Come out dudemar. I am not going to argue with him. I just felt the need to expose the stupidity of his post.

**BigMeatballDave** · 08-10-2007, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Demonpenz

*disco music*

don't rock the goat
Don't rock the goat baby
Don't rock the goat...

don't rock the GOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAYYYOOOOT

ChiefaRoo · 08-10-2007, 06:54 PM

Must not say Skip was..... must not........................

JohnnyV13 · 08-11-2007, 02:16 AM

Chief....its not a new testament rule..its in leviticus. AND its a precise rule (Leviticus 20:15-16). Now, I understand its Old Testament, but pray tell me how we decide which rules should be kept and which ones should be discarded.

ChiefaRoo · 08-11-2007, 03:00 AM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyV13

Chief....its not a new testament rule..its in leviticus. AND its a precise rule (Leviticus 20:15-16). Now, I understand its Old Testament, but pray tell me how we decide which rules should be kept and which ones should be discarded.

and the lord sayeth. Do not molest thy sheep for thy art the shephard and improper use of the flesh should leave thou ashamed. Those that abuse the sheep shall be banished to the intellectual dessert land of Okie as will all of thine future generations never to find peace and to live in ignorance and stupidity. So sayeth the lord.

sedated · 08-11-2007, 03:07 AM

me no idea of the uhhhhh puperniksssss

i love liqruos

sedated · 08-11-2007, 03:08 AM

i nevr lrne to read

boogblaster · 08-11-2007, 05:09 AM

The sick side to this story is..the goat was male.....

08-10-2007, 05:52 PM
Ultra Peanut v^V^v^V^v^V^ Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Holland* Casino cash: $10005177	Can't a man just milk a goat in peace? http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/local/..._Goat_Sex.html TACOMA, Wash. -- A man accused of having sex with a goat is scheduled to be arraigned today in Tacoma on a charge of animal cruelty. Charging papers say a witness saw 63-year-old Arthur Lawton having sex with a goat May eighth in a barn at Eatonville's Pioneer Farm Museum where he worked. He said he was trying to milk the goat. Lawton missed a scheduled arraignment on August third but turned himself in last night to Pierce County sheriff's deputies. He's the second person charged in the county since the Legislature made bestiality a crime in response to the fatal injury to a man having sex with a horse in Enumclaw. A man accused of having sex with the family pit bull dog was acquitted in May.
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JohnnyV13 Veteran Join Date: May 2003 Location: Tucson AZ Casino cash: $6065200	Chief....its not a new testament rule..its in leviticus. AND its a precise rule (Leviticus 20:15-16). Now, I understand its Old Testament, but pray tell me how we decide which rules should be kept and which ones should be discarded. Last edited by JohnnyV13; 08-11-2007 at 02:29 AM..
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