Throwing a Bachelor Party in KC... suggestions please!

[jAZ]

So I'm flying in for a friend's wedding and it seems that the only planning for a bachelor party is a plan to have one, and a night. No one else is stepping up to plan the specifics, and since I've not lived in KC for 10+ years... I thought I'd get some ideas from the depraved citizens of CP.

So where should we go for adult entertainment? Attractive girls, reasonable prices, etc.

[Eleazar]

Originally Posted by Adept Havelock

The old punk "club" became a strip club? Cool.

I heard some big acts played there before they were big acts.

[CoMoChief]

We went to club blonde, then to Bazookas and then just got really hammered in the limo throughout the night in between the clubs and went back to a hotel.


funnest night I've ever had. Dropped over $300 for it though.

[Adept Havelock]

Originally Posted by Cochise

I heard some big acts played there before they were big acts.

I remember seeing Seven Seconds and the Circle Jerks there, and a band that never made it "big" (but I always thought was very talented) called "Feederz". They had a hilarious version of Lewis Carroll's "Lobster Quadrille" and a great riff on the Tennessee Ernie Ford classic "16 tons".

[Nzoner]

Originally Posted by Cochise

I heard some big acts played there before they were big acts.

According to Wikipedia

Notable performers

* 7 Seconds
* Agent Orange
* Agnostic Front
* ALL
* Bad Brains
* Beatnigs
* Body Count
* Blue Meanies
* Circle Jerks
* Descendents
* Die Kreuzen
* D.O.A.
* D.R.I.
* Fear
* fIREHOSE
* Fishbone



* Fugazi
* Get Smart
* Green Day
* The Georgia Satellites
* GWAR
* Helmet
* Homestead Greys
* The Jesus Lizard
* Kill Whitey
* L7
* MDC
* Meat Puppets
* Micronotz
* The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
* Mind Over 4
* Naked Raygun
* Nashville Pussy



* Nirvana
* Paw
* Pedal Jets
* Primus
* Prong
* The Queers
* Rank and File
* Redd Kross
* Rollins Band
* Salem 66
* The Selecter
* Sinister Dane
* Sonic Youth
* Swamp Thing
* Tool[1]
* UK Subs
* The Vandals
* The Von Bulows
* White Zombie

[jAZ]

So I've been to Bazooka's once. We went there as part of my bachelor party, and were disappointed because you couldn't drink there.

Is that the only club in KC? I dont think there is any need to be "fully nude". Topless is good enough.

[jAZ]

Originally Posted by Iowanian

Nag at them repeatedly, handing every attendee a napkin with a note about Republicans, George Bush, and Hillary Clinton-Borat Obama every 5 minutes.

Only talk about that stuff.....




oh wait....the party isn't here.

Ok, I thought this was funny...

Google: topless "Kansas City"

You get...

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...kansas+city%22

Check out the last result on the first page.

Strip clubs are strictly regulated in KC. There's a place at 350 Hwy and Noland Rd that used to be called Legs. It's now called Pure. I've only been once. I bought Bob Dole his first lap dance there for his 40th birthday. I think he lost his virginity later that night.

[Brock]

Oh noes, right wing fun. Strippers, alcohol, and cigars, I hope your head doesn't explode.

[Nzoner]

Originally Posted by jAZ

I dont think there is any need to be "fully nude". Topless is good enough.

[jAZ]

Originally Posted by Nzoner

Maybe it's just me. In Tucson, there is no fully nude. It's never been an issue.

BTW, so I was looking around online and found a review site and the reviews for "Diamond Joe's" seemed to be pretty good.

http://stripclubs.naughtynightlife.c...54&clubid=1581

Anyone know about that place?

[patteeu]

Originally Posted by jAZ

Maybe it's just me. In Tucson, there is no fully nude. It's never been an issue.

BTW, so I was looking around online and found a review site and the reviews for "Diamond Joe's" seemed to be pretty good.

http://stripclubs.naughtynightlife.c...54&clubid=1581

Anyone know about that place?

I've never been in there, but Tech N9ne wrote a song about a Diamond Joe's "girl" on his Absolute Power CD. He seems to approve.

[Intro]
It was a Friday night and me and my homeboys
Decided to celebrate our departure from JCOR
So you know us, we had to go to the strip clubs
Everybody said they wanted to go to DJ's so we did.

So we get up in DJ's and we got V.I.P.
The owner shows us a lot of love, so he takes us
To our seat and Trav orders a round of 151 and coke
4 all of us, and that's when I seen her

A stallion ass like pow, Chest like bang,
Lips like ew, an angel man but she had the devils eyes,
I had to have her cat

[Verse 1]
Pass me the 151 and coke cat, then later
We'll find where the dope at, but hold that, I seen
Somethin' so fat that I wish I could've drove back to
Get my kodac

Strip teaser lovin' who got the visa got it then she will
Please ya nada then she don't need ya prada Gucci for leisure
It's her duty to feed ya amnesia caribou and tequiza

Off the turn buckle baby bubba had the booty and boobies
It was a nudy so cudie was a cutie I gotta get near
Her I got a mucho deniro look at her look at herself in
The mirror moving like shakira

Made my way to the front of the stage hunits for days
The body I wanted to praise will she get with a *****
Maybe she bent over and said thanx and I whispered
In her ear

[Chorus]
I love the way you make it slither baby, every night
When I come thru that looks like somethin' that I
Wanna run thru, (you want some ooow) you know I want you
(Baby we can have fun too)
[Repeat 2x]

[2nd Verse]
Will she ask me for a lap dance? Then Trav said
She too fine fat chance, boy I'm Tech N9ne I rap
And I slap hands with millionaires and plus I got stacks
Man

She approached me slowly, holy moly, Chef Boyardees cheese
And Beef ravioli hold me close nose be op, how much evil can
Dough provoke (How much?) She told me nope

Said this one was on her, I'm hoping I can get the chance
To put in on her she slithered on me put the booty on
My lap and got ta girating, was I waiting for the
Pushin' grabbing and vibrating

But this is really when my pupils got to dilating
What kind of magical hocus pocus was I facing
Over and over tried to explain it the best that I could
She put her mouth on the crotch of my pants and said (hddddddd)

[Chorus]
[Repeat 2x]

[3rd Verse]
Said she needed 400 to tip out I whip out the grip so
Quick so we can dip out the trick house, told my homies
Not to poke their lip out I'm going to rip out the guts and
Try to throw my hip out

Now it's time to trip out got at the bitch house was 3
Fine female roommates my homies missed out, took me to
Her room and threw me right on the bed got right on the head
What a wonderful night it was said

Then along came 3, 36 double D. Sizes kissin' and lickin'
On me and they comin' to do what wake my dude up but
One of them bitches bit me on the neck and drew blood

Then the other and the others, instead of bud lovers
I'm trapped with blood suckin' mutha ****as 4 eternity
Brought me here to straight feed on a ***** all
Because I said to a stripper I love the way you make it'
SSSLITHER.

And according to Jason Whitlock, Derrick Thomas was partial to Diamond Joe's.

Strippers! Alcohol! Younger women!
By Jason Whitlock
Page 2 columnist

As much as I believe Larry Eustachy and Mike Price suffered just fates, let's don't forget that sexual morality and responsible drinking have never really been a staple of the sports world.

And I'm not sure that this recent injection of morality, backed up by firings of two high-profile coaches, will accomplish much good, unless you think a dramatic increase of hypocrisy is what's needed in college athletics.

Cheap sex, cheaper beer and male sports participation have locked themselves in a bunker deeper and more secure than anything Saddam Hussein could imagine. The locker room is America's last X-rated playground for men. Why do you think Hootie would rather die than let Martha in?

The question isn't whether this safe haven for immorality needs to be destroyed -- of course it does. The question is: Can it be destroyed? No. Not without divine intervention.

And trust me, there was nothing divine about the decisions made by Iowa State University and the University of Alabama. Iowa State canned Eustachy because he wasn't winning anymore. Alabama whacked Price because he'd never won a SEC title and he lacked discretion. Neither man was offed because his ability to lead young men was compromised. If all it takes is excessive drinking and wild sex to weaken man's ability to lead other men, then the American military system should collapse any day now.

Price's and Eustachy's embarrassing dismissals weren't a call for improved behavior. "Don't get caught" was the message heard throughout the sports world, which, in effect, means slip deeper into a mass state of hypocrisy.

I don't want to paint with too broad a brush, but in my experience a good percentage of the people involved in sports -- jocks, coaches, support personnel, sportswriters and broadcasters -- occasionally find themselves in the positions that got Eustachy and Price in so much trouble. If you're involved in college sports and like to drink -- and I don't care what age you are -- there's a damn good chance you're going to find yourself liquored up at a campus bar or party hitting on some sorority girl. It happens. (That's not a confession: I have a drink four or five times a year, tops.)

Now, if you're remotely high-profile, you might not be stupid enough to pose for pictures. And you might be smart enough to do your flirting and boozing on your home campus (where your success rate is likely to be higher). When Larry Brown was coach at Kansas, he was well-known among Kansas sorority girls. But he won, so everyone pretty much ignored his nightlife. I don't bring this up to embarrass Brown. I don't think he has anything to be embarrassed about. He's not the only man who likes younger women. Hell, I know a strikingly handsome, calorically challenged, 30-something sports writer/radio talk-show host/ESPN panelist who admires a recent Kansas graduate. (That's a confession.) And we all know that some college professors are not above fraternizing with the student (hot) bodies.

A good percentage -- let's say 75 percent -- of the people I know in sports have occasionally whooped it up at a strip club. The overwhelming majority of these people never "Roll Tide!" with a stripper. But, depending upon how much alcohol they've consumed and the current state of their marriage or relationship, they might try to get the Tide rolling back at their hotel. Mike Price would've fit in perfectly at this year's Final Four in New Orleans. The French Quarter strip clubs were a virtual who's who of college coaches and media. (At least that's what I heard.)

Seriously, strippers are as much a part of the sports culture as cheerleaders. Strippers are an integral part of the college recruiting process. Just this past week, an experienced college recruiter from a family with a deep involvement in college football shared this enlightening story:

"A mother thanked me this (recruiting season), because our school was the only school that didn't take her son to a strip club on his visit. The kid didn't pick our school. I was pissed. Why didn't we take him to a club?"

During his time in Kansas City, my old friend Derrick Thomas headquartered at a gentlemen's club called Diamond Joe's. You could find Thomas (and many of his former teammates) at the club four or five days a week. The club has a Derrick Thomas dinner special on its menu. I picked up more good information about the Chiefs chatting with Thomas (and friends) at Diamond Joe's than I ever did inside the locker room. It's amazing how talkative players are when you get them in a setting that's natural and comfortable.

Now that cell phones have cameras, let me be the first to suggest that cell phones be banned from all night clubs. That's about the only productive change we can hope for as a result of this mess.

[ChiefaRoo]

Originally Posted by jAZ

So I've been to Bazooka's once. We went there as part of my bachelor party, and were disappointed because you couldn't drink there.

Is that the only club in KC? I dont think there is any need to be "fully nude". Topless is good enough.

So it is true. You were born without genitalia.

[elvomito]

Originally Posted by jaZ

"Diamond Joe's" ....
Anyone know about that place?

its a little too crowded for me, and i only saw one girl i would rate 8+.
if you're trying to stay in the kc area, i'd hire a limo and visit 4 or 5 clubs till i found one that was worth staying at. i'd use that travel time to do my drinkin.

i've never been to out house but as nzoner said, it might just be one of the best in the area.


some reviews:
mo http://www.stripclublist.com/y.asp?s=MO&Sort=1
ks http://www.stripclublist.com/y.asp?s=KS&Sort=1

[Jilly]

I've heard the girls at Diamond Joe's are disgusting. BUT...there's The Show on 40hwy...and Legs on Noland (where Phobia mentioned)...those are the only two that I've heard positive things about. Just meet at the casino, have a few and gamble a little, go get something to eat so your friend doesn't puke all night, go to Dave and Buster's and get a little drunker, play some games and then to Legs or (Pure as it is now called), go to casino and pass out.

[Bwana]

If your pals are anything like you, you guys could save a lot of money if you just stay in the local Motel 6 and rub one out to some quality Hillary Clinton debate video, while pounding a case or two of Old Milwaukee.