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Old 11-03-2007, 06:30 PM  
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How Often Do You Masturbate?
I was discussing this topic with my neighbor while our kids were playing today, and she said, "Errr, not very often." I said, "that's pretty subjective." She replied, "Okay, okay. Probably once a month." That seems about right for happily married folk.

But, what about you?

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Old 11-03-2007, 06:38 PM   #16
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Isn't that kind of hitting on a woman? I bet she was taken aback.
No. It's a simple question. And, we've vacationed with this couple.
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Old 11-03-2007, 06:39 PM   #17
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define masturbation
If I thrust and hump two pillows
is that masturbation
Yes, it is.
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Old 11-03-2007, 06:39 PM   #18
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Not at all. She brought it up, in a playful way. I just closed it.
She is the someone I had in mind.
Damn, that sounds...well, about right in a masturbation thread.
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Old 11-03-2007, 06:39 PM   #19
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Old 11-03-2007, 06:40 PM   #20
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As for myself, less than you might imagine.
Not me. Your hatred of your sex organs is demonstrable.
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Old 11-03-2007, 06:41 PM   #21
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As for myself, less than you might imagine.
"I don't know, I can imagine a lot." [/Hand Solo]
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Old 11-03-2007, 06:43 PM   #22
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Old 11-03-2007, 06:44 PM   #23
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"I don't know, I can imagine a lot." [/Hand Solo]
Isn't it, "I don't know, I can imagine quite a bit"?
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Old 11-03-2007, 06:44 PM   #24
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Old 11-03-2007, 06:46 PM   #25
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Isn't it, "I don't know, I can imagine quite a bit"?
Probably. I'll defer to you, since you've made it a habit of holding me to exact movie quotes. I'll just paraphrase from now on -- or better yet, look them up first before posting, so I know I get them perfect and don't incur your superior knowledge.
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Old 11-03-2007, 06:47 PM   #26
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Old 11-03-2007, 06:49 PM   #27
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Neal: Those aren't pillows!]
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Old 11-03-2007, 06:51 PM   #29
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Probably. I'll defer to you, since you've made it a habit of holding me to exact movie quotes. I'll just paraphrase from now on -- or better yet, look them up first before posting, so I know I get them perfect and don't incur your superior knowledge.
Someone needs to jerk off, obviously.
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