Where Do You Want To Meet For Dinner?

[Donger]

Originally Posted by trndobrd

On the other hand, a good wife would have dinner ready for you when you get home after a hard day at work.

Absolutely. Ladies, pay attention to the following:

* Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready, on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal (especially his favourite dish) is part of the warm welcome needed.

* Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people.

* Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.

* Over the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.

* Be happy to see him.

* Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him.

* Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first - remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours.

* Make the evening his. Never complain if he comes home late or goes out to dinner, or other places of entertainment without you. Instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure and his very real need to be at home and relax.

* Your goal: Try to make sure your home is a place of peace, order, and tranquility where your husband can renew himself in body and spirit.

* Don't greet him with complaints or problems.

* Don't complain if he's late home for dinner or even if he stays out all night. Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through that day.

* Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or have him lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him.

* Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.

* Don't ask him questions about his actions or question his judgment or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him.

[chasedude]

Originally Posted by Donger

* Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.

A little gay?

Wife: I brought one of my sexy GF over for a threesome
Husband: Wow baby, you just lifted my day!

[RockChalk]

Originally Posted by chasedude

A little gay?

Wife: I brought one of my sexy GF over for a threesome
Husband: Wow baby, you just lifted my day!

[BucEyedPea]

Originally Posted by Donger

Absolutely. Ladies, pay attention to the following:

* Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready, on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal (especially his favourite dish) is part of the warm welcome needed.

* Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people.

* Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.

* Over the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.

* Be happy to see him.

* Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him.

* Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first - remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours.

* Make the evening his. Never complain if he comes home late or goes out to dinner, or other places of entertainment without you. Instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure and his very real need to be at home and relax.

* Your goal: Try to make sure your home is a place of peace, order, and tranquility where your husband can renew himself in body and spirit.

* Don't greet him with complaints or problems.

* Don't complain if he's late home for dinner or even if he stays out all night. Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through that day.

* Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or have him lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him.

* Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.

* Don't ask him questions about his actions or question his judgment or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him.

I just hope you can afford all this.

This comes with the following price:

Protect her from the Rat-Race by fully supporting her along with generous weekly cash allowance for her as well as runnng the home and raising the kids. Fur coats, jewelry with real gems, exotic trips, cruises, wardrobe from the best boutiques and department stores, hefty insurance policy ( in case you croak and when you croak since she had no career to take care of herself and too much time as passed), a nice car, monthly trips to the spa for the works, manicures, pedicures and a personal trainer.

That's all. However, I do reserve the right to add to the list if I think of more.

As to trnobrd's request of a meal on the table....I can agree with that. That's something I think a woman should be able to do, unless tired from working on occasion.

[stevieray]

My wife tries to coerce me me into something she also likes so "we" can split "our" meals half/half.

[trndobrd]

Originally Posted by BucEyedPea

I just hope you can afford all this.

This comes with the following price:

Protect her from the Rat-Race by fully supporting her along with generous weekly cash allowance for her as well as runnng the home and raising the kids. Fur coats, jewelry with real gems, exotic trips, cruises, wardrobe from the best boutiques and department stores, hefty insurance policy ( in case you croak and when you croak since she had no career to take care of herself and too much time as passed), a nice car, monthly trips to the spa for the works, manicures, pedicures and a personal trainer.

That's all. However, I do reserve the right to add to the list if I think of more.

As to trnobrd's request of a meal on the table....I can agree with that. That's something I think a woman should be able to do, unless tired from working on occasion.

Whoa, whoa, whoa....men are talking here, sweetheart. Why don't you bake a pie, press some flowers or other woman stuff.



FYI-husbands send their wife to the spa so they don't have to worry about getting caught, but if once a month is OK with you...

[Rain Man]

My wife is pretty good about these things.

Now my mother....

I remember that stuff driving me crazy as a teenager. The family would be in a restaurant and...

(Cut to restaurant scene)

Rain Man: What do you want as an appetizer.
Rain Man's Mom: Anything is fine.
Rain Man's Sister: No. You do this all the time. What do you want?
Mom: Anything. I like it all.
Rain Man: No. Seriously. Which of the items do you most want?
Mom: Any of them is fine. Seriously.
Sister: No, you want one thing more. Tell us what it is.
Mom: You pick.
Rain Man: No, you pick.
Mom: I can't decide.
Sister. Pick now, or we're going to get mad if you complain later.
Mom: You pick. They're all fine.
Rain Man: Let me approach it another way. We've got cheese sticks, potato skins, and onion rings on the menu. We need to order one. Is there one item that you don't want more so than the others? We need to know.
Mom: No. I like them all.
Waitress: What appetizer would you like?
Sister: Last chance, mom. Is there anything that you particularly want or don't want? Anything at all.
Mom: No. You pick.
Sister: We'll go with the potato skins.
(Five minutes later, waitress brings out potato skins.)
(Munch, munch, munch.)
Mom: Those cheese sticks sounded awfully good.

[FAX]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

My wife is pretty good about these things.

Now my mother....

I remember that stuff driving me crazy as a teenager. The family would be in a restaurant and...

(Cut to restaurant scene)

Rain Man: What do you want as an appetizer.
Rain Man's Mom: Anything is fine.
Rain Man's Sister: No. You do this all the time. What do you want?
Mom: Anything. I like it all.
Rain Man: No. Seriously. Which of the items do you most want?
Mom: Any of them is fine. Seriously.
Sister: No, you want one thing more. Tell us what it is.
Mom: You pick.
Rain Man: No, you pick.
Mom: I can't decide.
Sister. Pick now, or we're going to get mad if you complain later.
Mom: You pick. They're all fine.
Rain Man: Let me approach it another way. We've got cheese sticks, potato skins, and onion rings on the menu. We need to order one. Is there one item that you don't want more so than the others? We need to know.
Mom: No. I like them all.
Waitress: What appetizer would you like?
Sister: Last chance, mom. Is there anything that you particularly want or don't want? Anything at all.
Mom: No. You pick.
Sister: We'll go with the potato skins.
(Five minutes later, waitress brings out potato skins.)
(Munch, munch, munch.)
Mom: Those cheese sticks sounded awfully good.

Been there, too. Potato skins with a heapin' helpin' of anxiety.

FAX

[trndobrd]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

My wife is pretty good about these things.

Now my mother....

I remember that stuff driving me crazy as a teenager. The family would be in a restaurant and...

(Cut to restaurant scene)

Rain Man: What do you want as an appetizer.
Rain Man's Mom: Anything is fine.
Rain Man's Sister: No. You do this all the time. What do you want?
Mom: Anything. I like it all.
Rain Man: No. Seriously. Which of the items do you most want?
Mom: Any of them is fine. Seriously.
Sister: No, you want one thing more. Tell us what it is.
Mom: You pick.
Rain Man: No, you pick.
Mom: I can't decide.
Sister. Pick now, or we're going to get mad if you complain later.
Mom: You pick. They're all fine.
Rain Man: Let me approach it another way. We've got cheese sticks, potato skins, and onion rings on the menu. We need to order one. Is there one item that you don't want more so than the others? We need to know.
Mom: No. I like them all.
Waitress: What appetizer would you like?
Sister: Last chance, mom. Is there anything that you particularly want or don't want? Anything at all.
Mom: No. You pick.
Sister: We'll go with the potato skins.
(Five minutes later, waitress brings out potato skins.)
(Munch, munch, munch.)
Mom: Those cheese sticks sounded awfully good.

Sampler platter.

[Sure-Oz]

Originally Posted by trndobrd

Sampler platter.

I just get buffalo wings, my gf hates those when she can't decide an appetizer.

[Mr. Plow]

I just say "Either pick a place or I'm leaving you here with the kids."

[Wa-Z]

Me: What do you wanna eat?
GF: I don't know.
Me: How about a big sausage?

[wutamess]

Originally Posted by Wa-Z

Me: What do you wanna eat?
GF: I don't know.
Me: How about a big sausage?

When my wife asks me that ?
I always tell her p*ssy.

She no longer asks me as often.

[Gonzo]

Originally Posted by Wa-Z

Me: What do you wanna eat?
GF: I don't know.
Me: How about a big sausage?

Whatever... it actually goes:

Wa-Z: What do you wanna eat?
GF: I don't know.
Wa-Z: How about a big sausage?
GF: Why, is your brother or dad coming over?

[MIAdragon]

Originally Posted by Gonzo

Whatever... it actually goes:

Wa-Z: What do you wanna eat?
GF: I don't know.
Wa-Z: How about a big sausage?
GF: Why, is your brother or dad coming over?