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Old 12-26-2007, 10:55 AM  
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to your mother-in-law? I have plans for later this evening. Should be epic. The harpy is terrified of mice, so I bought six of the little fuckers and I intend to release them in "her suite" later on while she takes her two hour post-dinner "shower."

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Old 12-26-2007, 11:13 AM   #16
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Old 12-26-2007, 11:14 AM   #17
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Bob Dole doesn't remember any specific tunes. She was just one of those annoyingly cheerful morning people who arose at 5am and thought anyone who didn't was a lazy piece of shit. Which completely ignored tha fact that the lazy piece of shit paid for the house she was invading and was working well after she was drooling on the guest pillows.
That is rather bad. My MiL is the same way, in fact. Except she hums. I'm an early riser myself, so we have been sharing the mornings together. I've learned that she absolutely abhors silence.
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Old 12-26-2007, 11:56 AM   #18
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Old 12-26-2007, 12:22 PM   #19
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Old 12-26-2007, 12:28 PM   #20
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Old 12-26-2007, 12:35 PM   #21
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Old 12-26-2007, 12:36 PM   #22
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I just keep mine full of gin - then we get along fine.
She actually gets worse if she has anything to drink.
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Old 12-26-2007, 12:45 PM   #23
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Anybody think it's weird that Donger knows his MIL's bathing schedule?
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Old 12-26-2007, 12:54 PM   #24
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Old 12-26-2007, 01:00 PM   #25
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It's actually rather benign, but she claims to have a "bad heart," so I'll have my fingers crossed.
instead of crossing your fingers, just think "boom"
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Old 12-26-2007, 01:02 PM   #26
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Old 12-26-2007, 01:07 PM   #27
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Anybody think it's weird that Donger knows his MIL's bathing schedule?
Everyone in the house knows it. She announces it like its some kind of fucking momentous event. Then, after she's done, she comes downstairs and says, "You need a larger hot water heater. It got lukewarm towards the end." After explaining that most normal people don't shower for two fucking hours that the house has two 40 gallon hot water heaters, she replies with "Well! There must be something wrong with them then!"

At that point, I usually go outside and shovel snow for a while. I actually shoveled my street last night.
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Old 12-26-2007, 01:11 PM   #28
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Old 12-26-2007, 01:11 PM   #29
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Everyone in the house knows it. She announces it like its some kind of fucking momentous event. Then, after she's done, she comes downstairs and says, "You need a larger hot water heater. It got lukewarm towards the end." After explaining that most normal people don't shower for two fucking hours that the house has two 40 gallon hot water heaters, she replies with "Well! There must be something wrong with them then!"

At that point, I usually go outside and shovel snow for a while. I actually shoveled my street last night.
Donger, if you have spare time feel free to come on out to Gardner and do my driveway
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Old 12-26-2007, 01:40 PM   #30
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to your mother-in-law? I have plans for later this evening. Should be epic. The harpy is terrified of mice, so I bought six of the little fuckers and I intend to release them in "her suite" later on while she takes her two hour post-dinner "shower."

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Thats not bad at all. Thats just funny.
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