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I'm not sure, but it ONLY TAKES 5 YEARS!
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Shaken. Not stirred.
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Join Date: Jan 2004
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If you listen to any of the BS they tell you then the Carl Peterson KoolAid will be flowing freely. It really is a catch 22 |
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The first rule of the plan is don't talk about the plan.
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In Pat We Trust
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Albuquerque, NM
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I think the plan is to coach with no discernable direction, say whatever you think the fans want to hear at the time and, in times of extreme duress, tell people to "get over it!"
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NFL's #1 Ermines Fan
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Step 1. Obtain infinite number of monkeys.
Step 2. Obtain infinite number of typewriters. Step 3. Herm and Carl will beat typewriters against oysters to crack open shells for monkeys.
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#23 |
In Pat We Trust
Join Date: Sep 2001
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testing ... 1, 2, 3
Join Date: Oct 2004
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There Was A Little Man
By FAX. There was a little man Who had a little plan He kept in a little can That's where he kept his plan. One day a loyal fan Said to the little man, "What is your little plan, That you keep inside your can?" And then the little man Said, "You want to see the plan? Because you are a fan I will tell you that you can!" And so the little man Removed his little plan From within the little can And he read it to the fan. The plan said number one We are going to run That's how the plan's begun We'll run 'tll LJ's done. The plan said number two We have to find a crew To block some people too That's what we're going to do. The plan said number three We have to play good D The plan, therefore, decrees Good D, don't you agree? The plan said number four We'll get young guys galore Old guys get shown the door We don't want old guys no more. The plan said number five Home wins we must revive So, when the fans arrive There's a chance I'll leave alive. The plan said number six We'll have a lot of picks That will help us with the fix That's what the plan predicts. And then the little man Folded up his little plan And returned it to the can That used to hold some bran. But, then the loyal fan Said, "One answer if you can, Why do you keep your plan Inside this little can?" And then the little man Said, "I keep my little plan Inside this little can Because the plan has just began!" "And if all of the fans Knew about my little plan And the little plan don't pan I'll be coaching in Bhutan." FAX |
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In Pat We Trust
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The only plan I have seen is to keep CP employed at one arrowhead drive.
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Genesis 1:1 In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth. Following the historical accounts and the genealogy from that point on, the age of the Earth is approximately 6000-7000 years old. The Big Bullshit Theory is a lie. It and the evolution theory go against real science. Satan has used our public school system to brainwash everyone into believing these lies. Be not decieved. |
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Mr. FAX does it again!!! rep
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"Think BOOM!"
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I must admit, this whole 'plan' thing reminds me of the end scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark, where Indy is complaining to the government guys about not being allowed to see the Ark.
[Discussing the fate of the Ark] Maj. Eaton: We have top men working on it now. Indiana: Who? Maj. Eaton: Top... men.
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I think the young people enjoy it when I "get down," verbally, don't you? |
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The Maintenance Guy
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I snuck into Carl's office last night and snapped this photo:
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testing ... 1, 2, 3
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