Funny Stuff Doin it like rabbits - Page 2

kstater · 05-09-2008, 06:35 PM

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080509/ap_on_re_us/18_kids

LITTLE ROCK, Ark. - It's a happy Mother's Day for an Arkansas woman — she's pregnant with her 18th child. Michelle Duggar, 41, is due on New Year's Day, and the latest addition will join seven sisters and 10 brothers. There are two sets of twins.
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"We've had three in January, three in December. Those two months are a busy time for us," she said, laughing.

The Duggars' oldest child, Josh, is 20, and the youngest, Jennifer, is nine months old.

The fast-growing family lives in Tontitown in northwest Arkansas in a 7,000-square-foot home. All the children — whose names start with the letter J — are home-schooled.

Duggar has been been pregnant for more than 11 years of her life, and the family is in the process of filming another series for Discovery Health.

The new show looks at life inside the Duggar home, where chores — or "jurisdictions" — are assigned to each child. One episode of the new show involves a "jurisdiction swap," where the boys do chores traditionally assigned to the girls, and vice versa, Duggar said.

"The girls swapped jurisdictions, changing tires, working in the garages, mowing the grass," she said. "The boys got to cook supper from start to finish, clean the bathrooms," among other chores.

Duggar said she's six weeks along and the pregnancy is going well. She and her husband, Jim Bob Duggar, said they'll keep having children as long as God wills it.

"The success in a family is first off, a love for God, and secondly, treating each other like you want to be treated," Jim Bob Duggar said. "Our goal is for each one of our children to be best friends, and everybody working together to serve each other makes that happen."

The other Duggar children, in between Joshua and Jennifer, are Jana, 18; John-David, 18; Jill, 16; Jessa, 15; Jinger, 14; Joseph, 13; Josiah, 11; Joy-Anna, 10; Jeremiah, 9; Jedidiah, 9; Jason, 7; James, 6; Justin, 5; Jackson, 3; and Johannah, 2.

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On the Net:

Duggar family Web site: http://www.duggarfamily.com

Thig Lyfe · 05-09-2008, 09:38 PM

There's being fruitful and multiplying, and then there's going exponential.

Bill S Preston · 05-09-2008, 09:44 PM

I was reading an article the other day about the Kistle family. Twenty kids.

**Buehler445** · 05-09-2008, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Nightfyre

Think he has to whack off into the cavity at this point?

Hotdog down a hallway.

**alnorth** · 05-09-2008, 10:06 PM

At some point, you cease being a human, and are more accurately described as some sort of biped rodent.

**Munson** · 05-09-2008, 10:14 PM

Obviously, the husband doesn't believe in pulling out. Someone needs to let him know that its o.k. to shoot it on her face.

kcfanintitanhell · 05-09-2008, 10:30 PM

Groucho Marx quote that got him kicked off TV-"I love my cigar, but I don't leave it in all the time." When he asked a couple who had a bunch of kids why they had so many.

Joie · 05-09-2008, 10:53 PM

At what point does she stop actually going through labor and all that and the kids just pop out when they're ready?

Adept Havelock · 05-09-2008, 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Joie

At what point does she stop actually going through labor and all that and the kids just pop out when they're ready?

By the 18th I doubt there's much of a "pop" involved.

More like the sound of a slip and slide, I'd think.

Joie · 05-09-2008, 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Adept Havelock

By the 18th I doubt there's much of a "pop" involved.

More like the sound of a slip and slide, I'd think.

Wonder what kind of car her OBGYN drives? Gotta be something really expensive.....and I bet the doctor lives in a helluva nice house too.

blueballs · 05-10-2008, 01:18 AM

17 x $300
$5,100

Boon · 05-10-2008, 01:26 AM

Only in Arkansas. Hell they're probably second cousins.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 05-10-2008, 01:44 AM

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Originally Posted by FAX

And now we know ...

For my part (and this is difficult to state in any sort of tasteful way), I can't resist wondering what kind of general condition this poor lady's tontito is in by this point.

FAX

Well, my guess would be,

Fish · 05-10-2008, 01:55 AM

Seriously.... that woman's vag must be the size of a subway tunnel. Do they staple it shut when not in use? Just tie it off at the flaps?

I don't suppose the pull out method is even an option at this point..... Everything just gets pulled into the Sarlacc pit anyway.....

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She and her husband, Jim Bob Duggar, said they'll keep having children as long as god wills it.

For ****'s sake.... when you have to buy groceries by the train car.... I'm pretty sure you can take that as a sign from God to stop ****ing your wife there Jim Bob...

Frazod · 05-10-2008, 02:09 AM

I keep thinking of the Catholic family from Monty Python and the Meaning of Life.

"God has blessed us so much, that I can't afford to feed you."

Nightfyre · 05-10-2008, 05:09 AM

What really ticks me off is that they have to be receiving welfare of some sort. I mean, the woman obviously wouldn't be able to maintain a job if shes out 6 out of every 12 months. How does one man feed 20 mouths?

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kstater Custom User Title Join Date: Jan 2007 Casino cash: $-1573437	Doin it like rabbits http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080509/ap_on_re_us/18_kids LITTLE ROCK, Ark. - It's a happy Mother's Day for an Arkansas woman — she's pregnant with her 18th child. Michelle Duggar, 41, is due on New Year's Day, and the latest addition will join seven sisters and 10 brothers. There are two sets of twins. ADVERTISEMENT "We've had three in January, three in December. Those two months are a busy time for us," she said, laughing. The Duggars' oldest child, Josh, is 20, and the youngest, Jennifer, is nine months old. The fast-growing family lives in Tontitown in northwest Arkansas in a 7,000-square-foot home. All the children — whose names start with the letter J — are home-schooled. Duggar has been been pregnant for more than 11 years of her life, and the family is in the process of filming another series for Discovery Health. The new show looks at life inside the Duggar home, where chores — or "jurisdictions" — are assigned to each child. One episode of the new show involves a "jurisdiction swap," where the boys do chores traditionally assigned to the girls, and vice versa, Duggar said. "The girls swapped jurisdictions, changing tires, working in the garages, mowing the grass," she said. "The boys got to cook supper from start to finish, clean the bathrooms," among other chores. Duggar said she's six weeks along and the pregnancy is going well. She and her husband, Jim Bob Duggar, said they'll keep having children as long as God wills it. "The success in a family is first off, a love for God, and secondly, treating each other like you want to be treated," Jim Bob Duggar said. "Our goal is for each one of our children to be best friends, and everybody working together to serve each other makes that happen." The other Duggar children, in between Joshua and Jennifer, are Jana, 18; John-David, 18; Jill, 16; Jessa, 15; Jinger, 14; Joseph, 13; Josiah, 11; Joy-Anna, 10; Jeremiah, 9; Jedidiah, 9; Jason, 7; James, 6; Justin, 5; Jackson, 3; and Johannah, 2. ___ On the Net: Duggar family Web site: http://www.duggarfamily.com
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