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Old 05-21-2008, 09:49 AM  
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So today is the mrs birthday and I'm lost
Got her a plant delivered last Friday for her garden and am having a dinner for her tonight with a cake but other than that I am so lost on what to get.In 22 years of marriage the ideas get a little thin,I'm fairly sure I've bought her everything with Jimmie Johnson's number on it,she has a ring for every finger,necklaces,ankle bracelet,garden things left and right,books,etc.

HELP!!!!
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Old 05-21-2008, 10:29 AM   #16
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My wife says she doesn't want some tangible thing from you. She wants to feel special and wanted. She wants romance. You know the things she wants.
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Old 05-21-2008, 10:30 AM   #17
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Old 05-21-2008, 10:36 AM   #18
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A few years back, when my boss' girlfriend was expecting to get an engagement ring on valentines day, he decided to give her porn instead.

it didn't go over very well.
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Old 05-21-2008, 10:39 AM   #19
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Old 05-21-2008, 10:44 AM   #20
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Old 05-21-2008, 10:46 AM   #21
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Just ignore it. Maybe it will come and go and she will forget about it.
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Old 05-21-2008, 10:47 AM   #22
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Thanks for the ideas,I'm off to go find something.

Oh and LOFL on the Jimmie Johnson thong.
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Old 05-21-2008, 10:47 AM   #23
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A few years back, when my boss' girlfriend was expecting to get an engagement ring on valentines day, he decided to give her porn instead.

it didn't go over very well.
When I was in High School (back before they had electricity), I thought I was being really suave and "deboner". At a birthday party thrown for my girlfriend by her friends, I gave her a present my older brother told me she would love - edible panties. Of course, at 15, I was still very impressionable, and if my older bro said it would be a big hit, I did it.

How was that received, you ask. Well, she thought I was giving her some tacky $10 piece of jewelry. So, think of how you might react when you go for a drink at the party, and to your surprising eye's, there's a turd in the punchbowl.......It was on that scale, but it also included tears. Suffice it to say, I never got to try out "her present".
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Old 05-21-2008, 11:15 AM   #24
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When I was in High School (back before they had electricity), I thought I was being really suave and "deboner". At a birthday party thrown for my girlfriend by her friends, I gave her a present my older brother told me she would love - edible panties. Of course, at 15, I was still very impressionable, and if my older bro said it would be a big hit, I did it.

How was that received, you ask. Well, she thought I was giving her some tacky $10 piece of jewelry. So, think of how you might react when you go for a drink at the party, and to your surprising eye's, there's a turd in the punchbowl.......It was on that scale, but it also included tears. Suffice it to say, I never got to try out "her present".
I'll do it for $20.
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Old 05-21-2008, 11:19 AM   #25
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Heh. Poorly worded, I know. I figured somebody would take that shot. Well played.
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Old 05-21-2008, 11:23 AM   #26
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Old 05-21-2008, 11:24 AM   #27
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those things aren't very comfortable anyway
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Old 05-21-2008, 11:24 AM   #28
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Hard to answer not knowing you or your wife, but here's some suggestions.
1. Does she get cold? Footsie pajamas.
2. 20 minute foot rub.
3. Breakfast in bed.
4. Fill your master bedroom with candles and go for the g-spot.
5. sexy lingerie, let her know it's for both of you.
6. Professional massage from a spa
7. Take the kids out of the house for a few hours
8. Hire a photographer to take a family photo
more to come....
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Old 05-21-2008, 11:47 AM   #29
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that's funny...today is my biological mothers birday.


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that's funny...today is my biological mothers birday.


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