Life I need a name for a new sex position - Page 2

Hog's Gone Fishin · 07-22-2008, 02:19 PM

So I've got this 800 pound boar mounted on the dummy. Normally I will squat down on one knee and grab the tip of his penis as he begins thrusting I will just hang on until he is fully extended and the semen starts to flow. Well this time I laid on my back under the boar after he's mounted, I put the collection container on my chest and bring his pecker in from an inverted position while holding a beer in my other hand. I need a name for this!

FAX · 07-22-2008, 03:55 PM

Or maybe, "The Pulled Pork".

FAX

FAX · 07-22-2008, 03:57 PM

Then again, "The Back Handed Tweezle Squirter" has a ring to it.

FAX

Stewie · 07-22-2008, 04:11 PM

The "Reverse Empennage"

booger · 07-22-2008, 04:13 PM

PorkGreese Pallooza

or

Dr. Porkenstein

I can't decide

booger · 07-22-2008, 04:14 PM

switch the dummy with a real female pig and you could call it the endelt.

FAX · 07-22-2008, 04:26 PM

How about the Hog Mandino?

Just be sure to execute with a positive attitude.

FAX

Raiderhater · 07-22-2008, 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by booger

switch the dummy with a real female pig and you could call it the endelt.

Ah, endelt/fat chick jokes never get old. My favorite: Yo momma so fat endelt fucked her!

Does that joker ever come around any more?

booger · 07-22-2008, 04:35 PM

could be the Dammit Kermit.

Kermit gets the real miss piggy and this poor ol boar has settle for a blow up hog and a hand tuggie from hogfarmer.

booger · 07-22-2008, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raiderhader

Ah, endelt/fat chick jokes never get old. My favorite: Yo momma so fat endelt fucked her!

Does that joker ever come around any more?

we try at every chance to keep those going.

FAX · 07-22-2008, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raiderhader

Ah, endelt/fat chick jokes never get old. My favorite: Yo momma so fat endelt fucked her!

Does that joker ever come around any more?

He did a drive-by posting a couple of weeks ago, as I recall, Mr. Raiderhader. Something about, "Is it okay to borrow a good buddy's used prophylactic?" or something.

FAX

booger · 07-22-2008, 04:41 PM

if he had cattle it would be hamburger helper.

Sausage suprise

pork stroginoff

FAX · 07-22-2008, 04:42 PM

Pork Strokin' Off?

FAX

booger · 07-22-2008, 04:43 PM

i never tried it with pork

**Skip Towne** · 07-22-2008, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FAX

Pork Strokin' Off?

FAX

Hog Farmer can identify with that.

Raiderhater · 07-22-2008, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FAX

He did a drive-by posting a couple of weeks ago, as I recall, Mr. Raiderhader. Something about, "Is it okay to borrow a good buddy's used prophylactic?" or something.

FAX

Sounds about right.

07-22-2008, 02:19 PM
Hog's Gone Fishin Fish are scared of me Join Date: Nov 2001 Casino cash: $1140477	I need a name for a new sex position So I've got this 800 pound boar mounted on the dummy. Normally I will squat down on one knee and grab the tip of his penis as he begins thrusting I will just hang on until he is fully extended and the semen starts to flow. Well this time I laid on my back under the boar after he's mounted, I put the collection container on my chest and bring his pecker in from an inverted position while holding a beer in my other hand. I need a name for this!
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07-22-2008, 03:55 PM	#16
FAX testing ... 1, 2, 3 Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Tennessee Casino cash: $6753759	Or maybe, "The Pulled Pork". FAX
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07-22-2008, 03:57 PM	#17
FAX testing ... 1, 2, 3 Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Tennessee Casino cash: $6753759	Then again, "The Back Handed Tweezle Squirter" has a ring to it. FAX
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07-22-2008, 04:11 PM	#18
Stewie MVP Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: West of the Equator Casino cash: $1329901	The "Reverse Empennage"
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07-22-2008, 04:13 PM	#19
booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks Casino cash: $928550	PorkGreese Pallooza or Dr. Porkenstein I can't decide __________________ 2 Chronicles 7:14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
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07-22-2008, 04:14 PM	#20
booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks Casino cash: $928550	switch the dummy with a real female pig and you could call it the endelt. __________________ 2 Chronicles 7:14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
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07-22-2008, 04:26 PM	#21
FAX testing ... 1, 2, 3 Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Tennessee Casino cash: $6753759	How about the Hog Mandino? Just be sure to execute with a positive attitude. FAX
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07-22-2008, 04:35 PM	#23
booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks Casino cash: $928550	could be the Dammit Kermit. Kermit gets the real miss piggy and this poor ol boar has settle for a blow up hog and a hand tuggie from hogfarmer. __________________ 2 Chronicles 7:14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
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07-22-2008, 04:41 PM	#26
booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks Casino cash: $928550	if he had cattle it would be hamburger helper. Sausage suprise pork stroginoff __________________ 2 Chronicles 7:14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
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07-22-2008, 04:42 PM	#27
FAX testing ... 1, 2, 3 Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Tennessee Casino cash: $6753759	Pork Strokin' Off? FAX
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07-22-2008, 04:43 PM	#28
booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks Casino cash: $928550	i never tried it with pork __________________ 2 Chronicles 7:14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
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