New Neighbor

[DaKCMan AP]

I was out of town the entire past week on business and when I returned home today I found that my neighbor had moved out. I'm not really upset that she's gone. She was quiet but not hot and she smoked (we shared a front door balcony).

Now I await to see if/when someone new moves in.

Best case scenario: gorgeous, young, single chick

I'd also be fine with a young friendly female (if she's not hot she can still have hot friends) or with a young cool guy to go meet girls at bars/clubs with. To fit that description he'd probably have to have a bike, fake tan and always walk around shirtless.

Worst case scenario: old people or someone with kids

[Hammock Parties]

Old people aren't so bad. They can be a lot of fun.

[Skip Towne]

Originally Posted by Claythan

Old people aren't so bad. They can be a lot of fun.

Will you take me fishing sonny?

[Hammock Parties]

I'd love to fish with you, old-timer. We can talk about the good ole days.

[Rain Man]

Attractive single women have secret enclaves where they all live, with big mirrors everywhere and celery stalks on the tables and stuff. None of them rent on the open market.

My guess is that your new neighbors will be horny deaf ugly people.

[Coach]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Attractive single women have secret enclaves where they all live, with big mirrors everywhere and celery stalks on the tables and stuff. None of them rent on the open market.

My guess is that your new neighbors will be horny deaf ugly people.

Ah, the ones that were making wierd loud noises while having hog-wild sex?

[Skip Towne]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Attractive single women have secret enclaves where they all live, with big mirrors everywhere and celery stalks on the tables and stuff. None of them rent on the open market.

My guess is that your new neighbors will be horny deaf ugly people.

You're a big help.