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It's Five O'Clock Somewhere
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Billings, Montana
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![]() Yeah, that would do the trick. "Get your crap packed into one sock, or the freak is showing up to watch you M-Kay?"
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In Search of a Life
Join Date: Dec 2005
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In Search of a Life
Join Date: Dec 2005
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That should keep them busy for awhile.
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MVP
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: NYC
Casino cash: $6869466
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This should work out just great.
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Be Kind To Your Pets
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Glorious Independence, MO
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See, aren't you glad you asked the CP for help? We come runnin!
BTW: There's a full time service bureau that has exactly what you're looking for. It's called "MILITARY SCHOOL" |
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Learn it. Know it. Live it.
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: St. Petersburg, FL
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Honestly, you think a hapless baby-sitter will change things?
He'll just dope her drink and as soon as the baby-sitter/nanny is fast asleep, he will hop out the window and do it all over again. I recommend building a moat around the house, filling it with live alligators, and setting booby-traps near every exit in the house. And then make the kid read War and Peace. If you need help, I'll be happy to take all of the liquor and pot out of the house for you. I can store it at my place.
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It's Five O'Clock Somewhere
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Billings, Montana
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Uncle Buck would have been a great hire, but he is taking a dirt nap. (or is that John Goodman?
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Ain't no relax!
Join Date: Sep 2005
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I know this guy.... he works in a bike shop....
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Award Winning Tailgater
Join Date: Aug 2000
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I'd recommend this guy after school each day.....I'd like to see him babysit on Sundays too. That would be perfect!!
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No Keys, No Problem
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Denver
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I think it's called a Jay-o-bee
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Psycho Bag Of Squanch
Join Date: Sep 2001
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Unclinch your butt cheeks there asics my boy. I'm trying to gather some basic facts so as to help this person in their time of need.
You can't determine the proper course of action unless you have data on such factors as THC tolerance level, whether she has ever played Rainbow, if she can keep a secret, etc. etc.
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Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Midwest
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Psycho Bag Of Squanch
Join Date: Sep 2001
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It isn't like I asked if she is nicely trimmed or keeps it natural. If that is infomation the poster wants to volunteer then fine, we can take it into consideration, but I'm not asking.
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: St. Joe
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This guy is living in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!
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Got swag?
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Madison, MS
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