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Old 01-29-2009, 11:41 AM  
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Raccoons like penis
Raccoon bites off Russian man's penis after rape bid


A RAGING raccoon has bitten off a pervert's penis as he tried to rape the animal.
Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with friends when he leapt on the terrified animal, The Sun reports.

“When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.

Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.



http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/sto...07-663,00.html



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Old 01-29-2009, 01:12 PM   #16
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Old 01-29-2009, 01:17 PM   #17
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Old 01-29-2009, 01:22 PM   #18
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Old 01-29-2009, 01:23 PM   #19
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Ew... What's with the superfluous apostrophe?
I'll u'se them' whe're'ev'er I' w'a'n't' to'.
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Old 01-29-2009, 01:49 PM   #20
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Old 01-29-2009, 01:59 PM   #21
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I guess the dude (er, former dude) got tired of sex with the domesticated animals. Decided to take a walk on the wild side. Maybe something without teeth would have worked better?
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Old 01-29-2009, 02:02 PM   #22
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Old 01-29-2009, 02:06 PM   #23
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Old 01-29-2009, 02:09 PM   #24
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I guess the dude (er, former dude) got tired of sex with the domesticated animals. Decided to take a walk on the wild side. Maybe something without teeth would have worked better?
Im having trouble thinking of toothless wild animals that you might ****. Can you help me with this?

Turtles? That seems like a worse idea.
Birds... cant see that working.

Thats about all the time I want to spend right now....
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Old 01-29-2009, 02:09 PM   #25
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it did say the guy was drunk. maybe he just mistook the raccoon for a possum. i could see how that would happen.
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Old 01-29-2009, 02:53 PM   #26
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Old 01-29-2009, 02:56 PM   #27
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Turtles? That seems like a worse idea.
Birds... cant see that working.

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This reminds of a friend of mine who told me about a guy he knew that kept a coon dick necklace hanging from the mirror of his jeep. Some old indian wise tale about keeping away evil spirits or something. Don't know how many coons you'd have to kill to make a necklace but.......

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