Movies and TV Dane Cook: The Shite-Parade Marches On. - Page 2

Sweet Daddy Hate · 05-18-2009, 01:04 AM

So I get's done watching "Breaking Bad"( awesome episode. AWESOME I say. ), and flip ahead one channel to Ha-Ha Central.

And there's Dane's new to-do. His homosexual lisp is getting quite prevalent. No wonder he got the gig with Jessica Alba in "Good luck Chuck"; he is of no sexual threat whatsoever.

Well, that's it.

kcxiv · 05-18-2009, 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus

I'll back you up on this one.. The man's got talent, no doubt.

Yep, i agree. Dude can sing wether you like his style or not. I like metal/rap, so his style doesnt fit into my likings, but he can sing. I seen a few movies with him acting and he did a damned good job there as well.

**KcMizzou** · 05-18-2009, 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by kcxiv

Yep, i agree. Dude can sing wether you like his style or not. I like metal/rap, so his style doesnt fit into my likings, but he can sing. I seen a few movies with him acting and he did a damned good job there as well.

Alpha Dog was pretty decent, and he was the best thing about it.

**J Diddy** · 05-18-2009, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou

Thirded. I'm no longer ashamed to admit it.

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus

I'll back you up on this one.. The man's got talent, no doubt.

Glad you guys came to terms with your sexuality.

**KcMizzou** · 05-18-2009, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy

Glad you guys came to terms with your sexuality.

Say. How you doin'?

**J Diddy** · 05-18-2009, 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou

Say. How you doin'?

Doing great but dont get all worked up...

You're not my type.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 05-18-2009, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy

Doing great but dont get all worked up...

You're not my type.

**KcMizzou** · 05-18-2009, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy

Doing great but dont get all worked up...

You're not my type.

Damn the luck. Figured maybe I could pull some free pizza.

**J Diddy** · 05-18-2009, 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou

Damn the luck. Figured maybe I could pull some free pizza.

Aw hell. You could pull free pizza anytime, bro. it's just that's all I prefer to be pulled on me.

**Reaper16** · 05-18-2009, 11:46 PM

Unalterable facts:

1.) Dane Cook does not have funny material. He is a terrible comic.

2.) Dane Cook is a great performer; his pacing and delivery are excellent. He could read the dictionary and get laughs from the people that laugh at his stuff.

3.) Carlos Mencia is worse than Dane Cook in every single way.

4.) Justin Timberlake is awesome. He's a forward-thinking pop artist with both talent and execution. He's a funny dude, too.

**J Diddy** · 05-18-2009, 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Reaper16

Unalterable facts:

1.) Dane Cook does not have funny material. He is a terrible comic.

2.) Dane Cook is a great performer; his pacing and delivery are excellent. He could read the dictionary and get laughs from the people that laugh at his stuff.

3.) Carlos Mencia is worse than Dane Cook in every single way.

4.) Justin Timberlake is awesome. He's a forward-thinking pop artist with both talent and execution. He's a funny dude, too.

1)True
2)True
3)True
4)True---if you have a vagina

**Reaper16** · 05-18-2009, 11:52 PM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy

1)True
2)True
3)True
4)True---if you have a vagina

Nice sig, brah.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 05-18-2009, 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Reaper16

Unalterable facts:

1.) Dane Cook does not have funny material. He is a terrible comic.

2.) Dane Cook is a great performer; his pacing and delivery are excellent. He could read the dictionary and get laughs from the people that laugh at his stuff.

3.) Carlos Mencia is worse than Dane Cook in every single way.

4.) Justin Timberlake is awesome. He's a forward-thinking pop artist with both talent and execution. He's a funny dude, too.

How the **** can you judge his delivery when his material is SO God awful that you can't stand to listen to it?!

WRONG! I can watch and listen to a Mencia gig, warts and all. I can not say the same for Douche Crook.

**J Diddy** · 05-18-2009, 11:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Reaper16

Nice sig, brah.

Well I'm not kidding about it at all. I plan on using some strong language like darn and poop.

**Reaper16** · 05-18-2009, 11:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Raised On Riots

How the **** can you judge his delivery when his material is SO God awful that you can't stand to listen to it?!

WRONG! I can watch and listen to a Mencia gig, warts and all. I can not say the same for Douche Crook.

Because I can watch and listen to bad things to judge them. Case in point: the Kansas City Chiefs of recent vintage.

As to the second point, I disagree with you so much as to make the sentences you type repulsive to me at this moment.

Every joke that Menica tells is: *insert racial stereotype here* "Oooooooh! Was that shocking? Did I offend you?" Nothing intellectual at all about his race humor. And he doesn't have Cook's delivery to help it go down smooth. They're both garbage comics, though.

**Reaper16** · 05-18-2009, 11:58 PM

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Well I'm not kidding about it at all. I plan on using some strong language like darn and poop.

You know he got cut by the Lions, right?

05-18-2009, 01:04 AM
Sweet Daddy Hate Unsparing Join Date: Aug 2008 Casino cash: $10004900	Dane Cook: The Shite-Parade Marches On. So I get's done watching "Breaking Bad"( awesome episode. AWESOME I say. ), and flip ahead one channel to Ha-Ha Central. And there's Dane's new to-do. His homosexual lisp is getting quite prevalent. No wonder he got the gig with Jessica Alba in "Good luck Chuck"; he is of no sexual threat whatsoever. Well, that's it.
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