Poop Alright, I'll fess up - Page 2

**DaneMcCloud** · 01:24 AM

I've been holding back on you guys. I have a new neighbor that moved in two blocks from me about 2 1/2 months ago. I've chatted with her while walking my dogs and I've also chatted with the police officers that sit outside her residence.

She's had the cops at her place (a rental, $10k per month) more than a dozen times during that period. Sometimes for parties, sometimes for noise and often times for parking her Maserati with half the car hanging out into our narrow streets (many of our streets are less than 16 foot wide, hers being one of them).

She's had many nicknames in the media but the one that always sticks with me is the one given to her by Paris Hilton: Firecrotch!.

Yes, that's right ladies and germs. DaneMcCloud's newest neighbor is none other than Firecrotch herself, LiLo, Linsday Lohan!

And to say that she looks like a 42 year-old trailer trash resident is insulting to all 42 year-old women who live in trailer parks.

DJJasonp · 06-23-2009, 01:31 PM

You know it's bad when Paris Hilton is calling you Firecrotch!!

burt · 06-23-2009, 01:31 PM

Feel free to give her my number, now that I am available!

**doomy3** · 06-23-2009, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Deberg_1990

She was cute like 4 or 5 years ago before she got skinny and coked out.

What have you talked with her her about Dane? Doesnt sound like you two would have much in common?

Yeah, what did you talk to her about those few times. She just hangs outside her house while you walk your dogs with the paparazzi and all?

seclark · 06-23-2009, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

Exactly.

I've never seen so many cops cars in our neighborhood. I'd say I've seen more in the past 3 weeks than in the past 6 years.

you've got to nip it in the bud. if not, before you know it, your neighborhood will turn trashy like donger's. people sitting out w/their garage doors open and whatnot.
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**DaneMcCloud** · 06-23-2009, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by burt

Feel free to give her my number, now that I am available!

Will do, Burt.

Will do.

**DaneMcCloud** · 06-23-2009, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by seclark

you've got to nip it in the bud. if not, before you know it, your neighborhood will turn trashy like donger's. people sitting out w/their garage doors open and whatnot.
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Consistent1 · 06-23-2009, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by BigRichard

I have never found her all that attractive myself. But that is not to say I wouldn't hit that shit.

Some sense exists at least. She isn't all that bad. I would think about her little teeny movies while she blew me. These same bundle of stickss are saying they wouldn't **** that Kate chick in the ass on a one nighter.
But they have WATCHED that show with the "woman" in thier life. Do you get yourself in that deep of a hole to have to watch that shit? My wife knows I hate all that TV shit like "Zeros"....."CSI"...who gives a ****....Whatever. Dane would be one of the best people to have his ass exposed. He may be what he says he is, but his mouth runs DEEP.

Otter · 06-23-2009, 01:32 PM

Makeup must to amazing things because I've seen some recent pictures where she still looks amazing.

That picture in your post is the worst in a sea of thousands of good ones.

Did you get an invite to any of the parties?

**DaneMcCloud** · 06-23-2009, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by doomy3

Yeah, what did you talk to her about those few times. She just hangs outside her house while you walk your dogs with the paparazzi and all?

The first time, she was out for a morning walk. She mentioned how nice it was and that my yellows labs are beautiful. After that, normal neighbor stuff.

I've only run into her on the weekends so no paparazzi. I've been told it's bad late at night and in the mornings, though. One of my neighbors (she's 7 months pregnant) has called the cops on her twice for noise past 2am.

**DaneMcCloud** · 06-23-2009, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Otter

Makeup must to amazing things because I've seen some recent pictures where she still looks amazing.

That picture in your post is the worst in a sea of thousands of good ones.

Did you get an invite to any of the parties?

Nah, no invites. I'm twice her age, anyway. That would be weird.

Brock · 06-23-2009, 01:35 PM

She's got to run out of money at some point.

**DaneMcCloud** · 06-23-2009, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Consistent1

Some sense exists at least. She isn't all that bad. I would think about her little teeny movies while she blew me. These same bundle of stickss are saying they wouldn't **** that Kate chick in the ass on a one nighter.
But they have WATCHED that show with the "woman" in thier life. Do you get yourself in that deep of a hole to have to watch that shit? My wife knows I hate all that TV shit like "Zeros"....."CSI"...who gives a ****....Whatever. Dane would be one of the best people to have his ass exposed. He may be what he says he is, but his mouth runs DEEP.

Smed, is that you?

**BigRichard** · 06-23-2009, 01:35 PM

Plus I would do that just because I know she likes doing it with other chics.

Just Passin' By · 06-23-2009, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Otter

Makeup must to amazing things because I've seen some recent pictures where she still looks amazing.

That picture in your post is the worst in a sea of thousands of good ones.

Did you get an invite to any of the parties?

It's all about the makeup for a lot of them.

**DaneMcCloud** · 06-23-2009, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Brock

She's got to run out of money at some point.

That's probably why she's renting (just a guess).

Though I've been told that she made a great deal of money while on Disney. Her other movies (Herbie, Mean Girls, etc.) did very well at the B.O. (for as cheap as those movies are to produce).

06-23-2009, 01:21 PM
DaneMcCloud Supporter Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Hollywood, CA Casino cash: $10053648	Alright, I'll fess up I've been holding back on you guys. I have a new neighbor that moved in two blocks from me about 2 1/2 months ago. I've chatted with her while walking my dogs and I've also chatted with the police officers that sit outside her residence. She's had the cops at her place (a rental, $10k per month) more than a dozen times during that period. Sometimes for parties, sometimes for noise and often times for parking her Maserati with half the car hanging out into our narrow streets (many of our streets are less than 16 foot wide, hers being one of them). She's had many nicknames in the media but the one that always sticks with me is the one given to her by Paris Hilton: Firecrotch!. Yes, that's right ladies and germs. DaneMcCloud's newest neighbor is none other than Firecrotch herself, LiLo, Linsday Lohan! And to say that she looks like a 42 year-old trailer trash resident is insulting to all 42 year-old women who live in trailer parks. Last edited by DaneMcCloud; 12-07-2012 at 01:24 AM..
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