Funny Stuff World’s strongest vagina breaks own record lifting 14 kilos - Page 2

Hammock Parties · 07-07-2009, 05:14 PM

http://www.mosnews.com/weird/2009/07/07/strongvagina/

A Russian woman has set a new world record, lifting a 14-kg. glass ball with her vagina muscles. Tatiata Kozhevnikova of Novosibirsk, aged 42, has been exercising her intimate muscles for fifteen years, and has already made her entrance into the Guinness Book of Records as the possessor of the world’s strongest vagina, she proudly told Life.ru.

“After I had a child, my intimate muscles got unbelievably weak. I read books on Dao and learned that ancient women used to deal with this problem using wooden balls,” she said. “I looked around, saw a Murano glass ball and inserted it in my vagina. It took me ages to get it out!”

The embarrassing first experience did not scare Tatiana off. She developed quite a taste for vagina fitness, and now she has her exercising balls custom-made.

“You insert one of the balls in your vagina, and it has a string attached to it with a little hook at the very end. You fix a second ball onto this hook.”

The Russian recommends vaginal exercises to all women who want to improve their sex life.

“It’s enough to exercise your vagina five minutes a day, ladies, and in just one week you’ll be able to give yourself and your man unforgettable pleasure in bed,” she says.

LaChapelle · 07-07-2009, 07:05 PM

If you don't please her while going down on her. She can wrap her legs around your head. Dislocate your tongue or suck an eye out of it's socket.

**MahiMike** · 07-07-2009, 07:31 PM

The ultimate Snapper Pussy!

FAX · 07-07-2009, 08:23 PM

I take it she didn't compete in the clean and jerk ... ?

... but won the snatch competition?

FAX

**Gonzo** · 07-07-2009, 08:31 PM

Talk about your sticky situations...
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**Dartgod** · 07-07-2009, 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Buzzsaw

She's gotta be juicing

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I can't top this.

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Originally Posted by FAX

I take it she didn't compete in the clean and jerk ... ?

... but won the snatch competition?

FAX

Apparently you could have. But YOU didn't.

Very well played, Mr. FAX.

Kerberos · 07-08-2009, 05:27 AM

And here I thought Clayton was the worlds stongest pussy?

KcFanInGA · 07-08-2009, 06:10 AM

Thanks, but I prefer the skin ON my penis, not dangling off the end like a wet sock.

Katipan · 07-08-2009, 06:14 AM

Something new for my bucket list.

BucEyedPea · 07-08-2009, 06:14 AM

Mine's been dislocated.

Katipan · 07-08-2009, 06:15 AM

Slam that thing against the wall and pop it back in

**Bwana** · 07-08-2009, 06:35 AM

If I were her husband, I don't think I would want to piss her off. It sounds like she could snatch off his junk faster than a grizzy bear eats a grape.

"Oh Borris, you come lay on me."

Borris: Awwwwwwww!

Tatiata: You anger Tatiata with look at other woman. We now call now stubby.

**Bob Dole** · 07-08-2009, 07:25 AM

Seriously. Manufacture the vaginal barbell, put together a Vagercize DVD and have Vince (Shamwow, Slapchop) put together a 60 second commercial for late night TV.

MILLIONAIRE!!

Sofa King · 07-08-2009, 07:33 AM

Sounds like she's in danger of developing carpal tunnel syndrome....

seclark · 07-08-2009, 07:35 AM

this thread's for pussies.
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CoMoChief · 07-08-2009, 07:46 AM

That vagina video in the guess her muff thread is just ****ing disgusting.

Sorry this made me think of that.

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