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11-13-2009, 09:20 PM | #16 |
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I've heard this one quite a bit except it's usually more like "I feel sorry for anyone who doesn't drink or do drugs, because when they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day". However since this is a drinking thread it works just fine without the "drugs" part.
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The quote is attributed to Frank Sinatra. If that is accurate, he probably didn't mention anything about drugs. |
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Yea, it was ole Blue Eyes, and he didn't mention drugs...
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You are ugly, and what's more, you are disgustingly ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still be disgustingly ugly.
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“A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts”
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That was Winston Churchill. He also had a lady tell him that if he was her husband she would make his drink out of hemlock. He replied "If you were my wife, I would drink it"
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"Loosen up Sandy baby". John Riggins to Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O'Connor. Then he fell out of his chair.
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