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Old 05-13-2010, 01:02 PM  
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I just got home awhile ago after doing a job interview and running a few errands. The first thing I do is get my dog and take him for a long walk.

So, I'm out there walking my dog when I notice this African-American dude walking his dog. His dog is taking a dump and he's not picking up after his dog which I find irritating. We cross paths and I'm about to say something to the guy when he asks me, "HEY! You like X-box?"

"WHAT!!" This is short for WTF!! 'Cause usually when you're walking your dog and another person is walking their dog and they ask you something, it's usually about your dog or the weather or just a friendly "Hi."

Anyway, he repeats himself, "You like X-box?"

"Uhhh, I suppose I do."

"You wanna play X-box?"

Now, I'm really creeped out and I waste no time in replying, "NO! I don't want to play X-box!"

"Why not? I got all da games."

"Have a nice day!" I pull on my dog's leash and proceed to get the ***** out of there.

I've never met this dude in my life, but what sort of person asks a complete stranger with a dog if he wants to play X-box?!? JFC!!!
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Old 05-13-2010, 01:36 PM   #16
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Old 05-13-2010, 01:37 PM   #17
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Old 05-13-2010, 01:37 PM   #18
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Old 05-13-2010, 01:40 PM   #19
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Old 05-13-2010, 01:43 PM   #20
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just my thoughts, but I think he could have moved to a new city and he knew nobody. Just gotta stick your neck out and see if someone shares the same interests as you. I remember in college I had to because I knew nobody and it was pretty easy being young finding people that eventually become your friend. I can't imagine being old and trying to find new group of people to meet. Everyone's comfortable with the people they already know they don't have the time to meet new people as they grow.
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Old 05-13-2010, 01:43 PM   #21
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Old 05-13-2010, 01:45 PM   #22
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Old 05-13-2010, 01:58 PM   #23
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You should really mind your own ****ing business next time.
I was minding my own business you tard. I was merely walking my dog and he addressed me about his stolen goods.
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Old 05-13-2010, 02:04 PM   #24
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I was minding my own business you tard. I was merely walking my dog and he addressed me about his stolen goods.
so its automatically assumed he was trying to sell you stolen stuff?.... Okay
How did you come to that conclusion??
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Old 05-13-2010, 03:32 PM   #28
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