Life Things never cease to amaze me... - Page 2

badgirl · 05-18-2010, 09:39 PM

Night before last the boy who mows my yard came up to get paid and he kinda rubbed my fingers as he took the money. Well I thought kinda strange, but maybe I was reading to much into it, until less than 5 min later I got a text that said

"Don't you get lonely sitting there all alone"

I said no my boyfriend came up almost every evening.

He then asked if I would like to see him naked...this boy is 18 years old!!!

I told him he was younger than my children and I had absolutely no interest in him naked or otherwise. I also told him to lose my number and I would be getting someone else to mow for me.

He said he was sorry and if he could still mow for me and for me to please not be mad at him.

I of course refused to let him mow and asked him to never contact me again via text, phone or in person. He lives right down below me. I now do lock my doors at all times and close every blind in the house at night. He kinda gave me the spooks. How weird can things get in this world?

LaChapelle · 05-18-2010, 10:08 PM

An 18 year old who would push a lawn mower
maybe he needed help from getting deported

**luv** · 05-18-2010, 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Laz

wow ... talk about overreacting

a legal male hits on you and you react like he's a stalker

typical ...

if a good looking guy hits on a woman at work, she's flattered

if a ugly guy hits on a woman at work, it's sexual harassment

women

That goes both ways, mister.

**Bugeater** · 05-18-2010, 10:10 PM

I am curious how this 'lives right down below me' thing works.

Dante84 · 05-18-2010, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by luv

That goes both ways, mister.

Not true, luv.

A guy will laugh publicly and with his friends about an unattractive girl that flirts with him.

But when he's bored on a Saturday.... he will think about letting her go down on him. I mean, ya know.... and stuff.

salame · 05-18-2010, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Bugeater

I am curious how this 'lives right down below me' thing works.

esp since he is mowing her lawn
i thought the same thing

Dante84 · 05-18-2010, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by salame

esp since he is mowing her lawn
i thought the same thing

OH I've got it.

It's her son.

The master bedroom is upstairs, and he lives in a basement bedroom.

That was like one of those "murdered with an icicle" or "standing on an ice block until it melted and he hung himself" riddles.

BWillie · 05-18-2010, 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Laz

wow ... talk about overreacting

a legal male hits on you and you react like he's a stalker

typical ...

if a good looking guy hits on a woman at work, she's flattered

if a ugly guy hits on a woman at work, it's sexual harassment

women

LOL never really thought about it that way, but yeah, that is basically it.

ROYC75 · 05-18-2010, 10:15 PM

Mr. Laz · 05-18-2010, 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv

That goes both ways, mister.

probably so ... dam people, just chill

===================
Lawnboy: Hi miss badgirl ... you're hot, wanna get together?

Badgirl: i think not you sicko perv ... you're fired, get lost before i call the cops.
===================
lawnboy: Hi miss badgirl ... you're hot, wanna get together?

(the nice)Badgirl: aww that's sweet, but i have a boyfriend whom i care about very much. Besides the age difference between us is just more than i'm confortable with. Have a nice day.
===================

the nice version is just so much ... well ... nicer, and the kid still has a job(which he probably needs if he is still mowing at 18)

Pablo · 05-18-2010, 10:17 PM

Don't let him go ATM until after Memorial Day.

Bump · 05-18-2010, 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by badgirl

Night before last the boy who mows my yard came up to get paid and he kinda rubbed my fingers as he took the money. Well I thought kinda strange, but maybe I was reading too much into it, until less than 5 min later I got a text that said

"Don't you get lonely sitting there all alone"

I said no my boyfriend came up almost every evening.

He then asked if I would like to see him naked...this boy is 18 years old!!!

I told him he was younger than my children and I had absolutely no interest in him naked or otherwise. I also told him to lose my number and I would be getting someone else to mow for me.

He said he was sorry and if he could still mow for me and for me to please not be mad at him.

I of course refused to let him mow and asked him to never contact me again via text, phone or in person. He lives right down below me. I now do lock my doors at all times and close every blind in the house at night. He kinda gave me the spooks. How weird can things get in this world?

fyp

**luv** · 05-18-2010, 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Laz

probably so ... dam people, just chill

===================
Lawnboy: Hi miss badgirl ... you're hot, wanna get together?

Badgirl: i think not you sicko perv ... you're fired, get lost before i call the cops.
===================
lawnboy: Hi miss badgirl ... you're hot, wanna get together?

(the nice)Badgirl: aww that's sweet, but i have a boyfriend whom i care about very much. Besides the age difference between us is just more than i'm confortable with. Have a nice day.
===================

the nice version is just so much ... well ... nicer, and the kid still has a job(which he probably needs if he is still mowing at 18)

Badgirl overreact?

Mr. Laz · 05-18-2010, 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv

Badgirl overreact?

i guess i haven't paid close enough attention to Badgirl in the past.

but i mean come on ... her reaction was the equivalent of a 3rd grade girl yelling "cooties" when a boy pulls her pigtail on recess.

seriously ... grow the **** up and still being such a bitch.

**Gonzo** · 05-18-2010, 10:33 PM

You know, badgirl...

You make it really difficult for me to be reserved sometimes. I mean, I've left EVERY THREAD of yours alone.
I have so many air locking jokes, gum job jokes, trailer park jokes and IROC jokes at the ready, but I'm just not going to use them, (this time).
But sweetie, you've gotta cut me a break.
Next time you're gonna start a thread like this, just don't, for I will be unable to contain myself and my sense of humor. You're lucky I haven't been drinking or this would be fair game.
Good night, and have a pleasant tomorrow.
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**Gonzo** · 05-18-2010, 10:34 PM

Oh, and why do I picture your lawn boy as Napoleon Dynamite?
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05-18-2010, 09:39 PM
badgirl CLICK, CLICK..BOOM!!!! Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Johnson City, Tennessee Casino cash: $10004900	Things never cease to amaze me... Night before last the boy who mows my yard came up to get paid and he kinda rubbed my fingers as he took the money. Well I thought kinda strange, but maybe I was reading to much into it, until less than 5 min later I got a text that said "Don't you get lonely sitting there all alone" I said no my boyfriend came up almost every evening. He then asked if I would like to see him naked...this boy is 18 years old!!! I told him he was younger than my children and I had absolutely no interest in him naked or otherwise. I also told him to lose my number and I would be getting someone else to mow for me. He said he was sorry and if he could still mow for me and for me to please not be mad at him. I of course refused to let him mow and asked him to never contact me again via text, phone or in person. He lives right down below me. I now do lock my doors at all times and close every blind in the house at night. He kinda gave me the spooks. How weird can things get in this world?
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Gonzo Stuff & Things Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The Yukon Casino cash: $10126924	You know, badgirl... You make it really difficult for me to be reserved sometimes. I mean, I've left EVERY THREAD of yours alone. I have so many air locking jokes, gum job jokes, trailer park jokes and IROC jokes at the ready, but I'm just not going to use them, (this time). But sweetie, you've gotta cut me a break. Next time you're gonna start a thread like this, just don't, for I will be unable to contain myself and my sense of humor. You're lucky I haven't been drinking or this would be fair game. Good night, and have a pleasant tomorrow. Posted via Mobile Device
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