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04-09-2011, 12:21 AM | #16 |
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You gotta a box. Getting laid is about as hard as breathing.
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04-09-2011, 12:21 AM | #17 |
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04-09-2011, 12:26 AM | #18 |
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So you think you have invented some kind of perpetual post machine thread thing here. I dunno. I kinda doubt your thread invention has the proper gear ratio postwise and whatnots. Guess I screwed myself by posting in your shitty thread. The more I post the longer I have to wait for the sexual pleasure stuff.
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04-09-2011, 12:26 AM | #19 |
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04-09-2011, 12:27 AM | #20 |
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04-09-2011, 12:28 AM | #22 |
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I should talk my wife into giving it another go just for the irony of being the only one kicked out of this thread and the only one that fulfilled the thread's prophecy.
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04-09-2011, 12:31 AM | #23 | |
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04-09-2011, 12:33 AM | #24 | |
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Er, maybe you are, and that's why you're the one getting laid. Okay, I've had zero to drink, and I already feel like I should just shut up...lol. |
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04-09-2011, 12:35 AM | #25 |
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Do you need a flashlight?
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04-09-2011, 12:36 AM | #26 |
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04-09-2011, 12:37 AM | #27 |
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Just realized I left out a very important part of my post, the omitted portion was gonna be a proclamation of absolute abstinence until this thread hits the second page. So basically I will NOT have the sexual pleasure type stuff 'til this thread slips off the front page. It's gonna be hard to hold up my end of the bargain what with the wife always not wanting to provide the pleasure type sex stuff. We'll just hafta see how this one plays out.
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04-09-2011, 12:41 AM | #28 |
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No way in hell I'm getting laid. In fact, I'm fixing to go to bed so I can maybe get 3 or 4 hours sleep so I can get back up at 6am and be at work at 7. That is unless an old fart like me could somehow conceivably pull off a wet dream or some crazy shit like that.
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04-09-2011, 12:50 AM | #30 |
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Just moments ago I informed my wife of the perpetual sex thread deal here and explained my stance on the matter, she responded with a fervent and impassioned yawn so yeah the stakes are pretty high.
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