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04-17-2011, 09:42 AM | #16 |
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don't let a girl tell you girls don't fart or crap. They're full of shit when they say that. I've smelt farts from a girls ass that would make a dog gag.
But yeah i guess its a good idea to go to the rest room or fart down wind from her until you know each other better. Also sticking breath mints or tic tacs up your butt does not work. Don't fall for that one.
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04-17-2011, 10:12 AM | #17 |
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04-17-2011, 10:23 AM | #18 |
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Is this a poop thread, or does it just have the vague aroma of a poop thread?
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04-17-2011, 10:25 AM | #19 |
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"Now it smells like lemons and ass in here! It's a lemonass! But you know ass is always going to win."
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04-17-2011, 10:25 AM | #20 |
Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
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smells like mustard and spam
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04-17-2011, 10:29 AM | #21 |
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04-17-2011, 11:08 AM | #22 |
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IIRC those were "Fresh off the Vine" Tomatoe Sharts were they not?
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04-17-2011, 11:23 AM | #23 |
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smells like poop spirit
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04-17-2011, 11:49 AM | #24 |
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Dude I could have started this same thread.
I only have to fart after drinking beer, and it doesn't really come until way after I've been drinking. This girl I'm seeing likes to stay up really late and I have to fart so I tell her I have to go pee or whatever and go fart in the bathroom. Even when I wake up in the morning and she's still sleeping I'm afraid to fart because I don't know if she's really sleeping or not (she's not a great sleeper). As far as shitting goes, luckily I don't poop that often these days and I can pretty much hold it in til whenever. |
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Apparently you also can't make up your mind or tell the family "GTFO 'cause I need some ME time..."
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04-17-2011, 11:59 AM | #27 |
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04-17-2011, 01:04 PM | #28 |
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04-17-2011, 01:15 PM | #29 |
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You know it's meant to be when you can fart and pull the covers over her head and she doesn't immediately pack her stuff and leave.
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I try to sh*t at her place as soon as possible. Let's her know that I won't be putting her on any pedestals.
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